Am at a loss for words:nope: but what I want to say would get me at least a warning, but am not surprised as this bloke is complete fool. :yep:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/factbox-imf...--finance.html


Dose that mean another £5 billion to come? :hmmm:

More than bloody likely

BBC News: "UK gives £10bn to the IMF"

If giving money to a made up government agency from a Hollywood film isn't a waste of tax payer money ...

... Can they please write me a £10bn cheque made out to CASH

I would like £20bn in Gold. :shifty: :DL

I'll not be greedy...I'll settle for ther ten :cool:

Each to his own :yep:
Well I'm a greedy git so want at least £30m :D

Small fry....STEED and I are talking billions not millions :DL

Oh yeah slight miss print from me I did actually mean at least £30bn :yep:

LOL....costly mistake :03:

I have been talking to my team of solicitors and they feel I should get £1 Trillion for the rest of my life plus another £500 Billion every day. :DL :D

Think I am owed that in back pay :haha:

Plus compound interest in Gold. :yeah:

Looking for a personal bodyguard? :sunny:

Yes, but I'm not paying wages. :haha:

Cardiff 1-0 Leeds :doh:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chancellor-...042613059.html

The way he is going he is going to look even worst than Gordon Brown!

:up: sorted :D

Nice one and the TOON currently at 3-0 I'm hoping QPR perform tonight :DL

Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings -- unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered -- Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage --
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university --
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc
It can’t get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
Also………..
Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.