I reported him to Steve.

Is Jodi Arias innocent?

Guilty! Or maybe innocent!

Who is Jodi Hairyarse?

dunno. do not want to know
he was just asking a qwestion, wasnt he?

Yes, he was.

But why?

I've absolutely no idea.

Who is going to answer my question?

Go on then, I'll do it.

What should I watch on telly tonight?

Porn.

will you follow my advice?

No, I'll probably get stuck into season 2 of Nikita.

Will there be a season 4 of The Walking Dead (TV, not game)?

Nope there won't.
why ask for advice if you do not intend to follow it anyway?

Porn is not something that features in any of my TV channels, hence why I can't follow the advice, as good as it may be.

Would you like to be a space tourist to Mars?

Not until after the asteroid is confirmed.

Would you rather be an asteroid or a hemmorhoid?

Definitely a hemmorhoid.

What beer should I have for my first pint this vacation, which will start in 35 minutes?

Whatever your into the most and preferably chilled.

What is one of your weird quirks?

Being human.

What is the best alcoholic beverage created by man?

I doubt anyone could say definitively but my choice would be Brown Ale.

Describe yourself in 3 words.

I am god

Whats the fastest animal on the planet ?

Humans, I can get in my car and drive faster than any animal can run.

Why is it soccer in the US, but football in the rest of the world?

Because Americans are confused and named a game football in which the majority of ball control is with the hands and not the feet.(I am an American by the way)


Who would win in a fight the Terminator T-800 or Robocop?

Terminator T-800 most definitely.

Who do YOU think would win?

RoboCop.

Your worst travel experience to date?