Granted, you now found what you wish for however you forgot it whilst performing a task and you're back to square one.

I wish trees, and bushes could trim themselves.

Granted, but your still responsible for trimming the grass.

I wish the secret was revealed secretly.

granted, the secret is secretly revealed to everyone but you

I wish all music was death metal:rock:

Granted, but then all the music sounds exactly the same and the human race dies of boredom. :D

I wish I hadn't sent jimbuna to Tehran. :wah:

Granted, you sent him to Stalingrad, 1942 instead

I wish war will break out in exactly 9 hours and 28 minutes

Granted but since no time zone was specified in your wish the wish masters cancel your wish due to sloppy staff work and lack of attention to detail. As punishment for wasting their time you are assigned permanent latrine duty in a nuclear waste dump and all your hair falls out.

I wish computer printers never ran out of ink.

Granted, they never run out of ink but they do run out of paper.

I wish Clear Paper Jam was a tasty breakfast spread.

Granted, but the staples cause terrible lacerations to your gums.

I wish cows didn't always speak a load of tripe.

Granted, but now the cows all speak fluent Vogon.

I wish there were more beer in the fridge.

Granted, but it's my fridge they're in.

I wish hypocricy was timid.

Granted, but then the meek inherited the earth.

I wish it motorcycle riding weather.

Granted, it is golden motercycle riding weather everywhere except for a 100 nautical mile circle around wherever you happen to be.

I wish they would hurry up and arrest the usual suspects.

Granted, but they all make sworn statements dropping you right in it and your soon the most wanted man in the asylum.

I wish you to enjoy the sessions in the shower.

Granted... tuba lessons

I wish you could tune a fish.

Granted, your fish is now heard in the key of F# and gets eaten by a cloth eared shark.

I wish fore more gears and levers.

Granted, you get 100 of em, for you to pull. FOR ALL ETURNITY!

I wish life was not so much like a box of chocolates...

granted, life is now more like pizza

I wish I had a pizza for dinner right now.. yum!

Granted, your pepperoni, mushroom and dog pizza is at the door.

I wish the Cats of Peace would slay the Dogs of War.

Granted... but now there the Cats of War.:o

I wish the liberation of the dogs of war happend soon...

Granted, the Wolves of despair eat the dogs of war and have the cats of peace and war for supper.

I wish flangrancy was a punishable offence.