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Hmm... so I was pretty much evadeing your little pea shooters.:rotfl2:

Until you evaded into the river, yes. :O:

That river was just a miss calculation... :O: Anyway... it was just a well thought out excape plan...

EvE online. Jumping a Mothership into a large force when my Fleet leader says i shouldnt, needless to say i died and lost a very expensive ship.

if you would buy gametime cards and sell too buy it, would probably reach 1000Euros :wah:

Strike Fighters:

Spending too much time on a strafing pass and bellying into the target whilst pulling out.

Dropping a high-yield nuke from too low an altitude, or with too slow an aircraft. *FLASH* *plane bursts into flames*

Over-rotating the F-100 during takeoff, especially when the loadout is heavy. Doesn't happen too often, but when it does there's usually nothing left to do but punch out.


System Shock 2:

Monkeys! Especially if I've consumed too much caffeine. :up:


America's Army:

Laying down a prime volume of suppressive with the '249, getting a pat on the back for it, then someone steps out in front of me just as I pull the trigger for another burst. *splat rip tear shred REND* "Gah! Sh$& #@$*#@ !!!" .. "Nice job krashkart! Try shooting the enemy next time lmao!"

The Bridge map - In 9 out of 10 attempts to hop down onto either ledge, I would end up slipping on the ice and falling to my death. This would usually occur during the critical moments of the assault stage.

Ok I think I'm starting to get his nonsense threats. :nope:

Half Life 2

I get to the train bridge between New Little Odessa and Lighthouse Point. I make my way all the way across the bottom of the bridge to turn off the force field. I unplug one forcefield but forget to hit the button for another. So I mosey all the way back across the bridge, and even fell to my death once. I get back and I'm thinking "Wasn't there a gunship fight during this part, why else are there all these rocket crates?" I also notice the lack of Ant Lions when I'm back across. So I assume maybe the game glitched and I got lucky, I get in my car drive up the hill and speed towards where the barrier was. -WHAM- Car collides, and then I see the faint blue of the barrier. I hit F9 to load the game thinking the last time I saved was back in the control room. Only to realize the last time I saved was right before I had gotten into my car to drive into the wall. :damn: I make my way back to the control room, fight off the airship and drive across the bridge.

This is where it gets worse. I kept getting hit by the train while trying to cross the bridge. Several times I clearly made it and my car still explodes.
One time I made it across the bridge, but had aimed a little to far to the left. The car comes to a stop and I'm thinking I've made it, when the car starts to slide down the hill and over a cliff, killing me again.

Finally I made it across.

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I seriously can't stand flying with AI anymore. :shifty:

Alan Wake:

Driving down a road at night to get to the climax, my car gets rammed by a possessed bulldozer and when I get out I'm swarmed by possessed road workers with shovels and axes. And then my revolver runs out of ammunition and I'm out of flares (which scare away said possessed people).

The next 5 minutes looked kind of like this...
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... Until I got to the next safe haven and found out I had several more miles to go.

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Hmmm...that's odd...why hasn't the nuke I launched earlier gone off ye-

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:har::har:

If I still had my old Strike Fighters screenshots I'd be able to match you there, Oberon. :DL

This thought greatly pleases me.

Just gotten SH5 installed and started first patrol. About to enter open sea when i see a merchant coming at me. So I dive and start to get a shot going. As i'm getting ready to fire I hear this loud whiring noise. So i go to outside camera and see a Stuka dive out of the clouds and break the ship in two with one bomb. The Luftwaffe stole my first kill.:stare:

:haha:

Don't feel too bad. I waited outside a Polish port until hostilities opened with Germany, then went in for some easy kills.

Right. :doh:

I snuck into the the harbor and started throwing torpedoes around. After sinking a couple of ships I noticed that there were explosions going off all around me, then we took damage. Turned out the Luftwaffe had the port slated for destruction, and I was right in the middle of target area. *woops*

Survived to sail another day, but the LW bombers had banged up our Uboot and swooped a couple of my kills.