"urghh:shifty: FORPULEDE BRITISKE DESTROYER!!!!!" // "urghh:shifty: GOD D*** BRITISH DESTROYER!!!!!"

"ER DET ALT DU HAR ? HVA DIN LILLE IDIOT?...KOM NU..PRØV AT FINDE MIG" // "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? HUH YOU LITTLE IDIOT?...COME ON..TRY TO FIND ME"

"OKAY...NU ER DET NOK!!!! DU SKAL NED !!!" // "OKAY...THATS IT!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN !!!"

If only we could use voice control commands:yep: I've heard ya can by DL a program, but it dont work that well:hmm: Anyone tried it.

I just realized something.

I don't yell anymore, i just let out a groan of agony. :rotfl:

-after the end of a long patrol and looking at the clock and realising that dawn is creeping over the horizon:

"I need to get laid, fast."

:up: I have a while back its torture and funk mate im married and still do the oh crap its tiem to get up time oops

From an ancient comic book.....
 

"Got in himmell.Das Spitchfire"
Waiting too long for a convoy to reach my intecept point, I upped the TC to 64. Had a target in line on the TDC.....only to press PLUS....and the whole convoy was 1024 away.....I said "Oh ESS H ONE T"

"you know computer my Hammer is the only tool I dont leave in the
car right now !"

Associated CTD

I dont yell either, I just smash something, when something goes bad.

Dusty, you have to get your german spelling right.

Its "Gott ein Himmel".

Now w/ that out of my system, I can swear in english and german.

And playing SH3 my mouse has taken a beating. Poor, poor mouse.

I also play CoD2 online and had to do a emergency mouse surgery to fix the wheel.

What we need is a Bernard stuffed doll that we can punch, throw or smash to alleviate the anger/stress.

Something like this: but German
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5842/sailclowa9.jpg

(shamelessly stolen from google image search)

I have got to the point i put my forehead on my desk and try not to cry as i go boom again:yep:

The main thing I used to shout at was things along the lines of "effing ****ty torpedoes!! I may as well be shooting duds for all the damage they cause!" another favouirite of mine was "what the eff are they using to flood the ballast tanks!!? effing teaspoons!" - usually when I need to crash dive quickly and the boat is still languishing on the surface.

Vloeken is aangeleerd word geen na-prater
 

Well i am dutch so when i play SHIII, i mostly say this :

KUT, GODVERDOMME, KLOOTZAK!!! GODVER DE GODVER!!!
VUILE HUFTER!! STELLETJE KANKERLEIERS!!! VUILE TERING-HONDUH!!

what does that mean in English?

Oh you don't want to know :oops: A nice lady like you :D