According to Weight Watchers, only water has less points than Sunderland.

A 3-2 defeat...not as bad as it was looking at half time (3-0)

They was poor in the 1st half but played well in the 2nd

Manchester United have dropped the red devils nickname, they will now be named Port Talbot.

Because they are between Cardiff and Swansea.

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Manchester United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby;

"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue crap. Remember the buggers did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney retards at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck."

Then Moyes walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."

Yeah we managed to win a game :D

I was watching multiple matches (3) last night but never realised you were in the Champions League :)

So David Moyes told a reporter, "The fans are behind me."

He's right.

Liverpool fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans...

Off downstairs now to watch the match (on my prayer mat).

I've just downloaded a Joe Hart screensaver on the computer.....now I can't save anything.

Roy Hodgson - " Joe Hart is my number one "


Funny that Roy because the rest of us think he's number two

speaking of arsenal fans...
http://www.sincearsenallastwonatrophy.co.uk/

Lost 3 bloody 1 to Derby :wah:

TOON won at Cardiff :smug:

Mackems kick off in ten minutes...beers are cooled in the fridge :cool:

So sad to see the mackems get beat :)

Never thought I'd see myself cheering Man Utd on :hmmm: