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Why did the tree fairy blush?
Cos she saw Santa's sack |
What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear?
A fur tree! |
Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Cause it soots him. |
Why does Santa have flying Rain Deer pull his sleigh?
Cause the Cats ate all the flying mice. |
What does Santa have in his sack?
I don't know but if you grab it he'll say "Ho Ho Ho!" |
Mrs. Claus is actually.......
Section 1703, Sub Section 3b, Article 4. In the case Santa Misses your house said Santa can not be held liable. |
Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark. |
What's the favourite food at the North Pole?
Brrrrrritos! |
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even! |
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Why don't polar bears eat penguins any more? They can't get the wrappers off |
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy! |
What do you call a penguin in a toga?
Julius Freezer |
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful! |
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost |
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards! |
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