Granted, he is now free to roam through your garden and to destroy the universe... yet again.

I wish destroying the universe was not so popular around here.

Granted its not so popular around here anymore but is very popular world wide.

I want a license to throw the whole stinking world in to a lake and toss the lake in to space and kick it in to a black hole which destroys every stinking thing out there, which will see the end of time and space and all the rest of it. Resulting in no chance what so ever to crush my dream you booger blaster. :D

Granted, but you forgot to put the plug on the lake, so the world just leaked out...

I wish destroying the universe was as fun as it sounds

Granted; But eventually one day you'll forget to pay your electric bill resulting in your halodeck universe program shutting down. Then you'll be found sitting in an empty room drooling over a bowl of jello, nakked in a lawn chair.

I wish lawyers were not allowed to enter politics unless they stop practicing for at least 5-years.

Granted, but that would just makes things run to efficiently.

I wish that i had a 9800 GX2 from Nvidia.

Granted, but you no longer have a computer to put it in.

I wish my favorite pro-sports team weren't such underachieving bums.

Granted, but their Pro-Sportist coup d'tat is crushed as the Loyalist troops destroy the now active rebellion

I wish this made sense

Granted, but only you can decipher it.

I wish I hadn't opened up another can of worms.

Granted, but subman1 might disappear into thin air.

I wish I could ditch weights and inflate my BC from 80ft underwater, without getting bent or an embolism, Remembers "Aust Blaschten!"

Granted, no bends or embolism ok, but a Great White Shark decides that you will be the meal of the moment; burp...

I wish the municipality would stop tearing up my street.

Granted, they start tearing your house instead

I wish I had a Faqwfeuoadvneaefovuea'vaevesr

Granted, and you just become another victim of dyslexia!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of diesel fuel.

Granted, but you become extremely alarmed when you realise the quantity in your possession is only one pint.

I wish I had nerves of steel.

Granted, but disregarding the various physiological problems, the sheer weight of your nerves makes your body rather useless

I wish I knew what I was talking about

Granted, but now that you make sense your loved ones no longer recognize you and you are cast out. You are forced to live out a short miserable existance living in a dumpster and eating discarded Big Macs.

I wish the voices in my head would learn English.