Thats why Bernard is invincible!:88) He's the Terminator! :doh: :shifty:

Hmmm, that would explain everything. Before we submerged, that destroyed shot a direct hit on Bernard. And Bernard didn't even notice it!
Well, not before he tried to get into sub, and noticed the shell on his stomach.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/416...nsthernul3.jpg

Bernard joins the Royal Navy

What a traitor! Or is he doing us a favor by jumping ship and switching to the other side?:hmm:

Thats not the Bernard you silly! Its Dinsdale!

Nope Dinsdale is here.


http://www.candctoyemporium.com/imag..._diorama_c.jpg

Hes wondering why no-one comes to help him...

Yep. Bernard is definitely still with the Kriegsmarine...

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...74/Bernard.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Must have been a British cousin I saw... :lol:

let's name his british cousin James :lol:

....another moron I suppose from the european village of the damned :lol:

I love your "Good grammar" sig!

But with that in mind, it should be "Let's", "British", and "cousin".

should it ? :o
damn... still making mistakes with my english :shifty:

In an attempt to cover up his unfortunate collision with the pier, Bernard has his cousin Marvin, a concrete worker, smooth over his mistake. The Admiral, not fooled for a minute by this ploy, has Bernard transferred back to UBoat duty! Meanwhile, the warship was converted into a very successful restaurant, famous for its "Clams Bernard".

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...4/bernard2.jpg

Yepp. Myth Confirmed. :lol:

Today on Mythbusters: The Holocaust.

Robot Chicken is so damn funny.

I love Robot Chicken. Its so funny with Jamie's Beard is really long. Also they had a zapper cannon. :rotfl: :rotfl: It was so funny.

That's a grenade next to the kitten. What you don't see is that right after the picture was taken, they pulled the pin and ran!

how can you say that :stare:
thats just horrible to say... it was already a horrible life for animals at the front :stare:

Thats becuase Mohr's a Cat Lover. :lol: