He can always try, but I've got a Hero Mouse guarding my cheese:

http://i.imgur.com/rN7EPhJ.jpg

Now we know why Wernher left us. He got a job guarding French cheese.

http://i.imgur.com/qeXIfDw.jpg HEY, LOOK AT MY NUTS!

Game on BBY
 

http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/defend-your-nuts-2-game.jsp https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...63eaf52d0e.jpg"Only two things are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity; And I'm not too sure about the Universe..." Philip K. Dick

Don't recall you were next officer in line if the crew threw me overboard. Even then you would have to be approved be the FROC {First Rats Officer Club}..

HERO RATS...NOT!
 

Well any Chief of the Boat has to go up and down the hatch ladder with a pizza slice-without faltering: the ultimate BILGE test of leadership!:O:https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornjL...idmU/giphy.gif NATURALLY ALL OFFICER BILGE RATS R EXPECTED TO SHAVE AND BATHE REGULARLY https://45.media.tumblr.com/b0fc9e1d...4o1_r1_250.gifOH lord that's not Wolferz' bath water I hear running??...we're sinking!!!?? EVERY RAT FOR HIMSELF! RUN FER IT?!!!! https://media.giphy.com/media/wtYGemYMuw3FC/giphy.gif

I don't think Jim wants to be an officer in The Bilge any more than I do. I believe his point is that he could shut The Bilge down if it was to be deemed necessary.

Not that he would. I'm just sayin'. :O:

You have nothing to fear....
 

Unless you're afraid of whips, shackles, oars, life vests, Jimbuna, rat traps, grammar Nazis or the apocalypse. :huh:

Jimmy boy, around these parts is more like the Harbor Meister. :salute:
The Bilge is safely tucked into the Leeward side of the harbor at pier 666 with Wolferz keeping a watchful eye on his boat from his vantage point in the head is still very much in charge of this pool of muck. Anyone with a mucking difference of opinion on that point can just go fly a kite. Provided that you give the kite a long scaly tail for stability just so you don't land your kite in the bane of Charlie Brown (Monarch of the Forest) and exclaim....
RATS! Lucy's cuckoo nest is cheap enough for regaining your mental health, but save your nickels for your favorite things, like cheese , nuts, wine and sail boats.
:arrgh!:

"ET tu ya Brutes"
 

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/...ps03a5adb3.jpg Matter resolved and reminder duly noted-always room for a on the 'nasty ol' cranks' While our venerated King Rat Emeritus 'cranks out' our next course of action.. from the Motel 666 conning station!:Kaleun_Salivating: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/pict...pictureid=7639

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna :har::har::har:

:O:

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Originally Posted by Wolferz safely tucked into the Leeward side of the harbor at pier 666..... save your nickels for your favorite things, like cheese , nuts, wine and sail boats.

Fearless! how dare u mention all four of those things (my particular viCes) in a single sentence!!!! :dead: I mean really; the 4 C's: Camembert Cashews, Chardonnay & Catalinas...:rock:...:oops:....:dead:! C.O.B Aktung :stare: Wait a sec...!!! its 3/15/16...The Ides of March and I'm in a forum today!!!!:k_confused:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ar-sa_mort.jpg

I seem to have mislaid the fuse....you got a spare Steve?

http://i.imgur.com/VcE56kv.jpg

Me? I wouldn't know where to look for a thing like that. :shifty:

Have you tried looking under Wolferz dentures glass?

http://i.imgur.com/9IJKc7e.jpg

[QUOTE=Sailor Steve;2389698]Me? I wouldn't know where to look for a thing like that. :shifty:[/QUOTE
Hell's Belles YES U DO ! If yer down there cranking along with me; its right on the front end and will get the job done! http://www.charlestonillustrated.com...es/topedo1.jpg http://www.charlestonillustrated.com...es/topedo2.jpgMoreover: Those nasty REBELs may not have had a lanyard-detonated torpedo after all! In any case, After signaling to shore the mission had been accomplished, the submarine and her crew of eight vanished. The torpedo was designed by the Singer Company. It had 135 pounds of black powder, with three spring-loaded triggers in the center, according to the drawing.
Jacobsen said the torpedo was detonated by a lanyard probably pulled somehow from inside the submarine.
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Mardikian gave Civil War News many new details about the spar itself. The spar is 16 feet long and hollow, made from a metal sheet about 3 or 4 millimeters thick folded into a tube shape. Its outside diameter is about 2.5 inches. A seam down its length is visible now that the concretion has been removed. The spar was made from two tubes joined by a coupling on the outside. Additionally, a chunk of steel was riveted inside at the joint to strengthen it. The sleeve of the torpedo cylinder was secured with a vertical nut and bolt at one end of the spar. not only was part of the torpedo casing on the spar, but it was attached with a nut and bolt. This demonstrates that the torpedo was never meant to come off the spar, contrary to the conventional understanding of how it worked.:stare: Mardikian said he learned something was on the end of the spar when he X-rayed it about 10 years ago. He originally thought the sleeve was made of lead until he removed the concretion from the spar last summer and discovered it was copper and was part of the torpedo itself. “The new findings on the spar change the entire configuration,” said Maria Jacobsen, chief archeologist for the Hunley project. She recently presented the new data to the Hunley’s owners, the U.S. Navy. “The conventional wisdom [about how the spar torpedo worked] seemed very suspicious and very unlikely to most of us,” she said. “It seemed like an unlikely way of implanting a torpedo,” especially if the target is a ship’s hull sheathed in metal to prevent barnacles, as was a common practice.

http://hunley.org/main_index.asp?CONTENT=press&ID=128 http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive.mil/2014/10/how-did-hunleys-crew-die/ http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive....2-1024x343.png

OMG!!!
 

I can't stop laughing:har::haha: or believe how cleverly I set that up:know: I guess I covered all the bases... Who's on first:06:
Ya wanna go sailing Bob? I brought some rope and we can tie you to the mast.
I have but one thing to say about all of this scallywaggery....
Put Ze candle baack!

These are not my dentures.:haha:
Mine are firmly fix-o-dented in my face.:D See?

Who wants transfer orders....
 

To the good ship Lollipop?
You'll be under the command of Captain Hasselhoff and will join his crew...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...2-original.jpg


I hope those uniforms fit you.:arrgh!:
Maybe you'll get lucky and become his first mate.

He really likes to mate.:timeout:

Wolferz, just when I had successfully suppressed the awful memory of that night you, Armistead, and Wernher dressed up all alike and attacked Hasselhoff on stage. I was at a back table drinking and I still got thrown out and in jail with the rest of you. I'm just glad the judge believed my story.
:Kaleun_Mad:

Judges can be pliable and understanding when you cross their palm with silver:arrgh!::haha:

I forgot
 

The reason we attacked the 'Hoff was to get him to STOP singing!!!!

It wasn't our fault that all those women went berserk! FF, all you had to do was clam up and those ladies wouldn't have attacked you.
But, you just had to give us a standing O didn't you?
All that clapping, whistling and shouting BRAVO! sealed your fate buddy.:shucks:

So that's what it was. Everyone misunderstood. I was cheering for the bouncers that were throwing all of you out.


At least I thought I was anyway.

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