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The juicy kind.
Who does as they say and not as they do? |
Very few I'd say.
Can you mean what you say if you say what you mean? |
You can if you're Horton hatching the egg.:D
"an elephant's faithful, one hundred per cent!" If humans get Elephantiasis, what do elephants get? |
A. Poached! :nope:
Q. Is a mouse really unafraid of an elephant? |
Of course it is.
Are you behind on your mortgage repayments? |
Haven't had a mortgage for nearly five years now...thank God.
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? |
Human lack of confidence in their own abilities.
ever had a hard drive Crash? |
Twice ........... Fortunately there were no injuries.
Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
Because she probably knows more than you do.:D
How old does an apple have to get before becoming a Granny Apple? |
At least 2 worms in it (like the cartoons)
Why is it a thunderstorm in Oklahoma will produce a horrid tornado, but the same storm in NJ will just be noisy? |
Global warming.
What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
Crackers and cheese.
Is America the land of big meat eaters? |
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Yes, we invented BarBQ, the only way to eat. I defy anyone in the world to outcook an American when it comes to meat. Why do egg farts smell so bad? |
Because egg yolks are impregnated with essence of brussel sprout.
If I laugh last will I laugh longest? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
Only if the person who started laughing before you stops first.
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped? |
Kerrrrrplunk!!!
If I'm a yankie doodle dandie, yankie doodle do or die. What should I do... erm die ???? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
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How many ships did it take to transport the entire Legion to Carthage? |
If the ark took two of everything, it couldn't have been many.
Why didn't Achillies where armour plated boots? Best regards. Fubar2Niner |
There weren't any in his size.
What's the synonym for thesaurus? |
A. Language reference book, onomasticon, reference book, storehouse of words...
Q. If the left wing think that they are always right, why are they so sinister? |
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