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TarJak 06-25-13 04:55 PM

The juicy kind.

Who does as they say and not as they do?

u crank 06-25-13 04:58 PM

Very few I'd say.

Can you mean what you say if you say what you mean?

WernherVonTrapp 06-25-13 08:10 PM

You can if you're Horton hatching the egg.:D
"an elephant's faithful, one hundred per cent!"

If humans get Elephantiasis, what do elephants get?

Spiced_Rum 06-26-13 01:19 AM

A. Poached! :nope:

Q. Is a mouse really unafraid of an elephant?

Feuer Frei! 06-26-13 02:49 AM

Of course it is.

Are you behind on your mortgage repayments?

Jimbuna 06-26-13 05:38 AM

Haven't had a mortgage for nearly five years now...thank God.

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

HundertzehnGustav 06-26-13 06:47 AM

Human lack of confidence in their own abilities.

ever had a hard drive Crash?

Fubar2Niner 06-26-13 09:39 AM

Twice ........... Fortunately there were no injuries.

Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs?

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Fubar2Niner

WernherVonTrapp 06-26-13 11:32 AM

Because she probably knows more than you do.:D


How old does an apple have to get before becoming a Granny Apple?

soopaman2 06-26-13 11:36 AM

At least 2 worms in it (like the cartoons)

Why is it a thunderstorm in Oklahoma will produce a horrid tornado, but the same storm in NJ will just be noisy?

Jimbuna 06-26-13 11:39 AM

Global warming.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

STEED 06-26-13 12:10 PM

Crackers and cheese.

Is America the land of big meat eaters?

soopaman2 06-26-13 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2076185)
Crackers and cheese.

Is America the land of big meat eaters?


Yes, we invented BarBQ, the only way to eat. I defy anyone in the world to outcook an American when it comes to meat.


Why do egg farts smell so bad?

Fubar2Niner 06-26-13 12:20 PM

Because egg yolks are impregnated with essence of brussel sprout.

If I laugh last will I laugh longest?

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Fubar2Niner

Jimbuna 06-26-13 12:23 PM

Only if the person who started laughing before you stops first.

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

Fubar2Niner 06-26-13 12:27 PM

Kerrrrrplunk!!!

If I'm a yankie doodle dandie, yankie doodle do or die. What should I do... erm die ????

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

soopaman2 06-26-13 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2076193)
Only if the person who started laughing before you stops first.

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

Sounds like a body dropping from a high building, like a sack of wet laundry hitting the floor.

How many ships did it take to transport the entire Legion to Carthage?

Fubar2Niner 06-26-13 12:47 PM

If the ark took two of everything, it couldn't have been many.

Why didn't Achillies where armour plated boots?

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Fubar2Niner

Jimbuna 06-26-13 03:49 PM

There weren't any in his size.

What's the synonym for thesaurus?

Spiced_Rum 06-26-13 04:44 PM

A. Language reference book, onomasticon, reference book, storehouse of words...

Q. If the left wing think that they are always right, why are they so sinister?


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