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Your wish is granted . . . however, you are forced to clean it up after he eats it.
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich! |
Granted, your body is dumped in cheese and grilled on an open fire then sandwiched between two large pieces of bread. Bon appetite!
I wish for a shiny, new torpedo. |
Granted, but its propellant is unstable which causes your shiny new torpedo to explode. Too bad you kept it at your residence that then burns down, falls over and sinks into the swamp.
I wish hedge cuttings were valuable. |
Granted, it becomes valuable as gold, but its abundance in nature causes the stock market to crash and a new Great Depression sets in.
I wish I led a successful coup and installed me as dictator for life. |
Granted, but that was a week before you suffered a terrible heart attack and died, I succeed you as dictator-for-life
I wish I had my own private army of 50 fanatically loyal, highly experienced and equipped mechanized and armored divisions |
Granted, but they are all made of Bernards.
I wish I had a pack of cigarettes that would never get empty |
Granted but remember cigarettes cause cancer and youl die of a early death.;)
I wish we had a better Tv.:D |
Granted, but since "we" have only 1 TV that means we have to share, and It's my turn!
I wish that Airfield we cratered yesterday had turned into a raging firestorm from hell like I wanted it to... |
Granted, but it took your plane with it.
I wish for an end to cyberspace delinquents. |
Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting!
I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours... |
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I wish for something. |
Granted, and just for you, something equals nothing at all. You therefore cease to exist and are quickly forgotten.
I wish empty beer cans returned themselves. |
Granted, all the empty beer cans now return themselves to you
I wish bombsights were more accurate |
Granted, but now the bombs are unstable in flight and fall 3 miles from where your super-accurate bombsights said they would.
I wish this thread made sense. |
Granted, but elsewhere in the Internet and in Real Life, nothing makes sense.
I wish for everyone to be at peace with themselves and with each other. |
Granted, everyone is at peace with everyone else except...YOU! *bang bang*
I wish now was earlier which is later which is actually now |
Granted, but it just bacame whatever
I wish Raptor's wish would make sense |
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I wish Ron Paul would be elected the new U.S. president in 2009 |
WooHoo - New Page!
Granted, but since the election occured in 2008, he is considered to be treasonous for attempting an unelected coup d'etat. His followers are sentanced to long prison terms without trial for trying to force an election in an odd-numbered year. I wish I could visit the Galapagos Islands. |
Granted, but when you get there a giant turtle bites you.
I wish I coul play tennis |
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