SUBSIM Radio Room Forums

SUBSIM Radio Room Forums (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/index.php)

- General Topics (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=175)

- - The Bilge (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=214375)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2297491)

adult sex toy store?

Only you would consider sex a sport.:arrgh!:

Did you ever perfect that one and a half gainer?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2297656)

Only you would consider sex a sport.:arrgh!:

Did you ever perfect that one and a half gainer?

Isn't it? I'm great, I get done in 30 seconds and scream "First Place!" Ha, you should see the look on my wife's face..........poor sport for sure...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2297674)

Isn't it? I'm great, I get done in 30 seconds and scream "First Place!" Ha, you should see the look on my wife's face..........poor sport for sure...

I guess some on here would say, "Pictures or it didn't happen" :)

Quote:

I guess some on here would say, "Pictures or it didn't happen"

Quote:

I get done in 30 seconds and scream...

AHHHOOOGAAAHHH!! Crash dive! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBpb9EsM2jc :smug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2297705)

I guess some on here would say, "Pictures or it didn't happen" :)

He says with the ban hammer behind his back.:huh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2297705)

I guess some on here would say, "Pictures or it didn't happen" :)

Haha, I will, but may be awhile, wife is so scared of losing she only wants to compete a few times a year....

WINNING!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2297756)

He says with the ban hammer behind his back.:huh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2297770)

Haha, I will, but may be awhile, wife is so scared of losing she only wants to compete a few times a year....

WINNING!

LOL :)

Good lord, have you guys ever thought that quick is a good thing sometimes? We have other things (and people) to do....so just hurry it up and go to sleep already. :-?

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2298428)

Good lord, have you guys ever thought that quick is a good thing sometimes? We have other things (and people) to do....so just hurry it up and go to sleep already. :-?

Hey!
I'm quick as a bunny...
It won't hurt. Did it?
:03::O::D
You get the wet spot.
:Kaleun_Sleep:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2298429)

Hey!
I'm quick as a bunny...
It won't hurt. Did it?
:03::O::D
You get the wet spot.
:Kaleun_Sleep:

And I bet your wife and her lover are ecstatic about that :D

Death in the saddle for bilgerats 101. The quick and the dead??!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2297770)

Haha, I will, but may be awhile, wife is so scared of losing she only wants to compete a few times a year....

WINNING!

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2298428)

Good lord, have you guys ever thought that quick is a good thing sometimes? We have other things (and people) to do....so just hurry it up and go to sleep already. :-?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2298429)

Hey!
I'm quick as a bunny...
It won't hurt. Did it?
:03::O::D
You get the wet spot.
:Kaleun_Sleep:

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2298444)

And I bet your wife and her lover are ecstatic about that :D

Good torpedomen are never premature in their calculations in the Bilge-where's my damn Iswas!? of course the culturally astute Armistead calls it his 'Banjo' as he Carolina Shags his way to the sack...:shucks: There she is...here I was; did I take my little blue pill....are there batteries in the defibrillator...is the will witnessed? LOS BBY:Kaleun_Los::huh: :dead: Mein Gott! I hated calculus:/\\!! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../150px-Csl.JPG

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2298444)

And I bet your wife and her lover are ecstatic about that :D

Those two girls usually are.:doh:

I'm talking ex-wife by the way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2298428)

Good lord, have you guys ever thought that quick is a good thing sometimes? We have other things (and people) to do....so just hurry it up and go to sleep already. :-?

thanks donna......if i can get mine in 1 minute and get some sleep, snuggling up with old bear, ........is it my fault she can't........anyways, she's going out with her girlfriends out of town this coming weekend yet again, so i'll have the house to myself....

Just you and your dog? Would that qualify you as a canine sed****?

C'mon now! leave ol' Bear outta this! That poor hound is the only thing Armibby's gotten ...straight in his life:O: