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You can get to Hebburn anytime by taking the A185, 20 minutes. :D
How old were you when you got married? |
27
How much milk is there in the Milky Way? |
About a teaspoonfull. Lots more chocolate, and some whipped nougat too. Mostly sugar, though.
Does a Mars Bar come from Mars? |
In the same sense that a Milky Way Bar comes from the Milky Way.
What about M&M's? :hmmm: |
From Morrison's
Do wine gums come from wine? |
Abut as much chance as a Kit Kat coming from a kitten.
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? |
Nope, it would still be a fly.
Does a byte bite? |
Only if it has teeth.
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? |
It coorects you're errars
Why do we still have dictionaries? |
To help the younger generation with their education.
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? |
Yes. Also the police sirens.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? |
Actually, the second hand is the first hand.
Whose on first? |
The player without the glove
How did he get there? :hmmm: |
The TARDIS.
What do you know about fear? |
Only that I'm affraid of it.
I've run out of questions at the moment. Does this happen to you as well? |
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