Granted, Heavy winds during a storm knock it down and blow all the money away.

I wish I had a Crossbow.

Granted, but you don't understand how to use it and end up shooting yourself in the foot with the bolt.

I wish I had a Cornish pastie.

Granted, but covered in mold and is was sitting on a plate beside your keyboard: for 5 years! Bon appetite!

I wish we live in a energy-efficient world!

Granted, our nuclear weapons are proved to be extremely energy-efficient, and we annihilate ourselves

I wish I just made sense

Granted, but this picture makes none:
http://adorkablegrrl.files.wordpress...7/10/sense.jpg

I wish I had better imagination...

Granted, but then your imagination ran wild inside your head and squished your brains to mush, causing your entire cranium to explode!

I wish that scenario wasn't so horrifyingly disgusting!

Granted, it isn't nearly as disgusting as what will happen to...YOU

I wish rifleman will clean up all the blood after the aforementioned scenario

Granted, but he slips in it and accidentally breaks his neck.

I wish that I had a refill on my Pepsi ONE.

Granted, it is now refilled with uric acid.

I wish Pepsi tasted less like uric acid and more like delicious cola.

Granted, now real cola tastes like petrol (Without all the explosive properties), and so is your Pepsi

I wish life equaled to Pizza

Granted, but now everyone on the planet, including you, is morbidly obese!

I wish I could remain the way I am!

Granted, you are just the way you are...covered in blood and with a broken neck

I wish rifleman would stop killing people (Inc. himself)

Granted, but now he starts loving people.

I wish my beer wasn't so warm.

Granted, your beer is now boiling hot.

I wish that I had not missed three-days of dream crushing.

Granted, but now you wasted three days of your life!

I wish for something that is intrinsically complex and complicated! (not a woman, pls!)