Granted, now that you have this ultra-rare Stalin card..you want the dictator card pack!

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I wish I could meet Mena Suvari!!!

Granted, but you find out her real name is Frank and she has a better mustache than Stalin.

I wish I was no longer madder than a box of ferrets.

Granted, you are now madder than a keg of ferrets

I wish I could interrogate and torture the future for its secrets

Granted, but you eventually get caught and sentenced to a life of servitude at....it's a secret.

I wish my aunty was my uncle.

Granted, but now you find the idea of a sex change so irresistable you have to try it for yourself. Unfortunately for you, funds run out half-way through the procedure and you live out your days miserable as neither one thing or the other.

I still wish I knew how mad a box, or even a keg of ferrets really is.

Granted, having been nailed into each containers with said rodents for a week you now know, however, given, the biting and scratching, the smell and the thought of the wasted weeks, you now wish you didn't know again.

I wish I had a sceptic tank to drop all the charlatans into.

Granted, but it backs up and now they're in your bathtub.

I wish I could go on a date with Gillian Anderson.:hmm:

Granted, but she's got a kid.

I wish that I could create a new planet by just dreaming it up in my head.

Granted, but it is created right on top of your head (Didn't we already go over this?)

I wish Atlas would stop playing basketball with the world

Granted, he flattens the world and cooks it and eat the world as a pancake!

I wish the hills are alive with the sound of music!

Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas.

I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

Granted, but where would Rammstein get their inspiration?

I wish I had a time machine, so I could go out with Gillian Anderson 10 years ago.

(See pilot x-file episode for scene)
Gillian- "What are these marks on my back?" Towel drops...

Ol' Naughty McBee- :o :oops: :cool: :p :up: :D :) :) :) "Let me take a look, oh wait on your back?";) :smug:

Granted, but due to an error in calculation you and Gillian Anderson are transported back to Flanders, 1917

I wish for ERROR_STRINGNOTFOUND

Granted, but unfortunately your computer not only crashed but it also explodes!

I wish everything in the universe is balanced....

Granted, but the scales needed are so large that they knock the earth off its axis and out of orbit with the rest of the solar system.

I wish tightropes were a little slacker.

Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks.

I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

Granted, they now worship wothless independent film actors

I wish Tibet was free.

Granted, but it is only free of self rule.

I wish Russia was a member of the EEC.

Granted, but due to a typing error Russia is now a member of the RAC, so all roadside technicians are transported off to Moscow leaving no-one to fix the clapped-out motors here.

I wish I could see Cream and Jimi Hendrix play live.

Granted, but then you would have to be old, perhaps bald and maybe a bit thicker around the middle.

I wish I could see The Doors, Ten Years After and Foghat live again.