You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But, you can not pick your friends nose.

Thank God.

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Read the manual Jim. Page 4. :O:

What is your favourite kind of music?

The kind I listen to.

Where can I buy a CD of the top 10 "Elevator Music" hits?

Not sure that one's still in print. The sales figures on it had been going up and down for years.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

God gave man free will....the devil countered with temptation. Animals are made of meat because they are and not because the devil is tempting us. I just prefer giving answers in a way in which sense makes none.

Am I a babbling idiot?

That is certainly open to debate.

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

In Germany nobody is alive to tell the tale, because the crews which are supposed to attach the sign are shot afterwards for stepping on the grass - the most heinous crime here, even more wicked than driving an unwashed car. :stare:

Which toppings belong on a good pizza?

The ones they don't put on a bad pizza.

Why is pizza "pie crust" on the bottom, instead of the top of the pie?

Because it isn't a pie.

Could Raptor1 be any more mysterious?

Oh I think he could if he tied.

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

Better use the parachute on those flights.

What will become smaller when it grows?

A candle.

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

When the ultraviolet light says so.

Have you ever fallen into a slipstream?

No.

Have you ever fallen in a vat of piss?