Ok ok i get the point, Bernard is a evil Hitler son - nothing to do with the USA army.
Another bad joke by me :dead: :dead:

Is that pilot wearing mascara:p

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btw, why on earth did you promote Bernard to WO!!???:huh:

you really ask for it....

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Someone has forgotten to use superglue:lol:

British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer. :huh:
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And they got one that can take off as well. :o
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We are all doomed. :damn:

Kalashnikov range under water is about 1,5 metres. I suppose destroyer guns' range uderwater is about 10 metres and they work only once, till the first shot. Our torpedoes range under water is measured in kilometres, so it can't be so bad... And you are going to be trialed for spreading defetism!!

I don't have a picture of it. :nope: But I have eye witness proof that Bernard has a cousin in the Royal Navy. I was dodging a Town Class destroyer, trying to get a good line on it. I'm using the external view thing, watching the Town lob depth charges when one blew up right as it was leaving the rails, taking the entire depth charge rack with it. The destroyer immediately ceased hunting me and made a futile attempt to leave the area. No one but Bernard would have set a DC for ASAP.

Bob

LOL!
 

Guys, I check out this thread about every 3 weeks or so and every time I do I laugh my socks off. These are great, please, keep up the good work!

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U-96's crew was finally exposed to too much radiation from Frensen's toe-jam
 

Doesn't that one belong on the "Zombie U-boat" thread?

I dont know what happen when I play stock(the reason why cuz I need a tiny break from GWX).

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Bernard showing us why never to put him on watch! He didn't spot it!

I got a merchant sonar contact at long range when I did a sound check. This is what I found

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Decided to see if I could make some ice cubes

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The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

A remote control iceberg!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: