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Wolferz 09-02-15 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen (Post 2341375)
I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?

That's why we let you in.:O::salute:

We have all manner of rats in North America. Most crawl or climb and some even fly. Mainly Pigeons and Sea Gulls.

Eichhörnchen 09-15-15 01:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/QrGNtP4.jpg

D'yae ken... I've come back down here tae play a wee piper's lament for this thread, which ha' fallen on hard times. No post for nearly two weeks; ye've got your auld trouble again:

"Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do or dee."

Rise up, Bilge Rats, and name your rightful chief: Eichhörnchen!

Aktungbby 09-15-15 05:08 PM

weegian
 
Well since I'm willin ta "pay the piper"http://www.photographyblogger.net/wp...012/10/126.jpgcould you change the tartan a wee tad? http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv...png?1415813158 some of us are fussy... which is why we got exiled to America in The '45'! http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv...jpg?1415970553https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fc4c6945c8.jpg

swamprat69er 09-15-15 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2341148)
Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 <(section on Baseball:down:)
Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-co...04/images.jpeg


Eat me!

Aktungbby 09-15-15 08:25 PM

^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!

swamprat69er 09-15-15 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2344966)
^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!

"and took out his liver and heart, and we ate the liver while it was still warm."

I had about a pound of warm liver this evening for supper. Wow! Was it ever good!

Wolferz 09-22-15 08:47 PM

Endeavors in perserverance...
 
Usually pay off.

Eich continues to make strides in his interpretive dance lessons...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...r_thumb1_1.jpg

Aktungbby 09-22-15 11:21 PM

That was his Travolta phase ...then he brought on da French Roast funk! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...23a4fa43b3.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo

Eichhörnchen 09-23-15 01:18 AM

http://i.imgur.com/THSHBjY.jpg "How about if I come down there and dance all over your faces?"

Armistead 09-23-15 06:47 AM

What came first, the squirrel or the acorn? I was just wondering.

Eichhörnchen 09-23-15 06:58 AM

You'll have to ask Skybird that one... I prefer cake and beer anyway.

Aktungbby 10-05-15 10:41 AM

The cuisine is 'slidin' downhill BBY
 
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2341206)
I'll have the cook put in for some scurvy dogs.
That way, nobody need choose between rat or squirrel.:shucks:

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2344958)
Eat me!

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen (Post 2346550)
You'll have to ask Skybird that one... I prefer cake and beer anyway.

WELL we've got to do something! Since Tango, our electrically inclined ship's-padre absconded (Redundantly?!!) with his tool-kit, the fridge is on the fritz... My secret stash: The bag of frozen White Castle 'sliders' (my only vice in life-except for this forum:O:) has gone bad... http://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploa...maggot_(1).jpghttps://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/g5q...7-2015_3.0.jpgI lit candles to alleviate the stench in the galley http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1526815/th...DLE-570.jpg?15On January 14, 2014, Time labelled the White Castle slider the most influential burger of all time:yeah: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._hamburger.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Building_8.jpgMinneapolis MN-now on the National Historic Register...my kinda' joint BBY! (BYO HAMM's):yep:

Eichhörnchen 10-06-15 06:44 AM

You'll just have to start eating nuts... may as well start with swampy then.

swamprat69er 10-06-15 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen (Post 2349334)
You'll just have to start eating nuts... may as well start with swampy then.

Eat me!:har:

Aktungbby 10-06-15 01:09 PM

You're the dessert actually! paired with Fifth Leg aussie red! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PbZf6HjQTT...53.02%2BPM.pngThis being a U-boat forum: we'll start off with a nice 'eel' in black bean- nicely coiled http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-331alNjdX2...03.34%2BAM.png:arrgh!:beats my usual fare on the Catalina when I (the steward/first mate) serve a Black Forest Togo's with a Hess Chardonnay on the downwind leg wing&winging it while the auto-tiller does the work! Last week: three foot whitecap waves, smallcraft advisories, and a 25 knot wind: bon appetit !:|\\

Armistead 10-12-15 02:12 PM

Good to see you men stockpiling edibles on board. Shows you guys are getting for for patrol..

swamprat69er 10-12-15 03:25 PM

I guess you survived hurricane Jokewin:D

Armistead 10-12-15 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2350568)
I guess you survived hurricane Jokewin:D

Yea, although I couldn't get out for 3 days where the river had flooded.

Wolferz 10-15-15 09:35 AM

Beans, beans the musical fruit..
 
High pressure Armistead blew Jokewin out to sea.:up:

Aktungbby 10-15-15 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2351120)
High pressure Armistead blew Jokewin out to sea.:up:

Meteorologically referred to as 'a nether-weather counter-op'!http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif :o


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