Granted, but you now disturbed the time-space continuum because you used the knowledge you acquired for self-interest!

I wish I had a hard drive with unlimited capacity!

NB: my 400th post:rock:

Granted, but the drive is actually a series of film cans, and the over spawning of film to meet your wish crushes you and your entire family with microfilm, before going on to consume the entire universe. And hence, the big bang starts again, along with Ragnarok.

Granted

I wish Seth knew how to play this game

Granted, but his understanding of the rules differ from everyone elses and he never makes a wish.

I wish bath salts tasted better.

Granted, they now have a unique banana-garlic flavour. But they still smell like bath salts.

I wish I had a new digital camera.

Granted, It's a little too "digital" though

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I wish I owned the Luftwaffles factory

Granted, but the RAF bombs it in error and your investment is lost.

I wish Jimbuna would share the beer with me.

Granted. BTW the yellow, foamy stuff in Jim's cup isn't beer.

I wish I had a beef tamale right now with salsa.:yep:

Granted, but it has SALMINILA!!

I wish that my 2k would get here already!

Granted, but it's all counterfeit!

I wish we all live in a Star Trek alternate reality!

Granted, we live in the Enterprise Season 4 Temporal Cold War alternate timeline where the Nazis invade the US

I wish I had a monocle and a fake mustache

Granted, we all now live in a Star Trek alternate reality where RL is a TriD show about you ala Truman Show. And no you cannot escape by beaming up to join the rest of us. Give me all she has Scottie!:arrgh!:

I wish I was back in the old reality sans Star Trek. These trekkies are weirding me out now!

Granted, but then you would look like the monopoly guy, who is a symbol of corporatist oppression. I wish I had better response.

Granted, but your better response so angers the other members of the Forum that they abandon this thread and no dreams are ever crushed again!!!

I wish there was free pizza and beer for all.

Granted, but I'm ahead of you in the queue and there is only pizza left for you.

I wish the wife would cut the lawn for me.