Oy vey!:hmmm:

"Deary, me... he's in... he's out... he's in again..."
 

http://i.imgur.com/QCphWMf.jpg?1

"I've only been away three days, so who's been trying to break into my Club House? Couldn't you read the sign: "NO NUTS STORED IN THIS BUILDING OVERNIGHT"?

Anyway, you lot down there are clearly experiencing some kind of personality meltdown (you haven't by any chance had Catfish round for tea have you?) So, being a friend of the Squirrel as well as a Bilge Rat are not mutually exclusive, as demonstrated by Tango and Aktung, but despite anything you may have heard, I have not so far accepted any invitation to join the Bilge myself; I don't think I am temperamentally suited to the fetid atmosphere down there (especially after breakfast)".

You Bilge Rats are a bit too indecisive for my taste, if I do decide to join The Bilge you'll have to smarten up pretty damn fast. :doh:
So is it a yes or a no then?, and don't start thinking and typing at the same time as you're clearly incapable of doing two things at once.

Mr Squirrel does have a valid point as well, what clubhouse advantage does yours have that Mr Squirrels doesn't. While you're pondering on this momentous question perhaps you could give the answer before the human race becomes extinct. :hmph:

The advantage of our clubhouse you ask?

We're a lot closer to the ground for those drunken moonlight walks.:arrgh!:
Gravity is NOT your friend at Eich's place.

We have Donna. 'Nuff said?

Gravity is not a problem...
 

http://i.imgur.com/kSGA2Lx.jpg so just: http://i.imgur.com/yavRyWq.jpg?1

Yes Rocky could fly. Bullwinkle J Moose, not so much.:haha:

This'll get yer "antlers in the treetop"
 

:Kaleun_Cheers:Goosin' Das Moose: 1/6 oz melon liqueur
1/6 oz rum (Pusser's):up:
1/6 oz Vodka (Grey Goose):yeah:
1/3 oz Sprite® soda
1/6 oz grenadine syrup

Flying Moose recipe possibly with Moosehead chaser (if a Hamm's is unavailable!) :()1:http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/m/mo...ose-951435.gif

Always about the booze with you Aktung.:D

Brought to you by W I N O radio.

"Moose Drool"
 

http://i.imgur.com/45qxeKZ.jpg You North Americans are a strange bunch indeed

Don't forget...
We're all pretty much cousins.:D:up:

Yeah, unlike those New Zealanders: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...27&postcount=1

fried squirrel in a apple butter homemade biscuit was a mainstay for us. we'd go hunting and she had a batch made up every morning. we didn't hunt squirrel much, she kilt them all herself right from the big oaks in the back yard. shoot em in the evenings from her porch chair from several squirrel feeders.

she fried everything with lard for better taste....and so happen she dribble snuff out of her toothless mouth in it, she just laugh and hoot " looky just like pepper, yuins never know diffrent"

ArmiBBY: How well I remember how we bagged 'dinner on the hoof':O: Squirrellus Horribilis that one!- We still holds the Boone and Crockett record. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...3dd55741a4.jpg

I'll see you later...

are we squirrels or rats... as far as i know squirrels don't belong to the rat family, even tho both are rodents. squirrels are a lot like the common dog, they live in trees, but dogs came down and no longer climb trees. squirrels go back as far as 45 million year, rats go back 100's of millions, a problem i know for u that think the earth is 6000 years old.

rats are very edible, but tough. you have to cover them in salt for an hour, this will make very tender, then wash it off, fry them them in lard. dip them in bacon tartar sauce. slap them on a biscuit with a mater and you have some good eaten.

Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 <(section on Baseball:down:)
Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-co...04/images.jpeg

I'll have the cook put in for some scurvy dogs.
That way, nobody need choose between rat or squirrel.:shucks:

I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?