No, you missed your chance, but it was good of you to ask. You're not allowed to answer an already answered question, so you don't get to say "Great Dane", just as I don't get to say "Alsatian". :O:

Did I clear that up for you?

Frankly, my doctor said it would take several shots of penicillin to clear it up.

Why does it hurt so much?

First pleasure then pain.

If 'age before beauty' is true, what happens if you're a good lookin' old guy? :03:

You get to score multiple times.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

That's for you a question, for me that's knowledge.

Why is Jim asking these silly questions?

Because normal questions would be less entertaining.

Do witches run spell checkers?

The smart ones don't.

Do you own a musical instrument?

Afraid not but my exhaust has been known to play a few loud tunes in the past.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

I would imagine quite a lot:yep:

In the film The Magnificent Seven can you name the actors who played the seven

Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Robert Vaughn, Brad Dexter, and Horst Buchholz.

What is the distance between a rock and a hard place?

A stones throw.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

I imagine it had something to do with the ole washboards.


How long will it take the earth's core to completely cool down into a solid?

No long if you leave the window open.

Can you leave a window open in your neighbourhood?

No, it would set off the passive sensors on the infrared burglar alarm system.

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

In this place, I like to call it "launching a new submarine".

Does one harvest wheat with, or against the grain?