Wait, new angle:hmmm:

We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....

HairBare

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps19596817.jpg

HairBare, now with a hint of mintyness.

Subsim disclaimer**
Hair Bare should not be injested or come in contact with your eye or private regions. May cause cancer, tooth decay, texas two step, severe gas, and lethargy.

Do not pour Hair Bare on others, unless it is Steed, then it would be really funny.

Hare Bare should not be used with alcohol or whilst driving.

Do not mix Hair Bare or Diet Hair Bare with redbull.

I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for.

Takeda begging for people food, guess regular dog food isn't good enough for him.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps44a00f21.jpg

Takeda getting ready to attack me

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps52c5289b.jpg

Takeda attacking me....

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps9dd6676d.jpg

Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog.

Love your pink toenails.:O:

:har:

Guess you missed the black tennis shoe? I never paint my toenails pink, I use neon green.

No I saw it but assumed that belonged to your wife. :D

I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not.

You have to ask the women around you.

Here's how you can do it

Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying:

"who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome"

Then you can see who of you two get riches first.

Markus

Personally, I reckon Takeda would finish the day day with $5 in his bowl, whereas Armistead would still be left with the 5c he put in himself just to get the ball rolling...:k_rofl:

Those eyes....*melts*

The little hair puff.


Takeda owns you by a longshot.


if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead. :(

The dog again would get the pity vote. In competitions people go for the underdog, they feel it humbles or embarrasses the better being. The people voting against me have the typical liberal mindset, to exalt the true loser.

If you wanted boobs, all you had to do is ask. I'm sure I have a few shirtless photos.

Well that was fun. And also closer than I thought it would be.

I'm now off to change my sig and await my flight to Bangkok.

:salute:

OK,

Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly.

I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage..:)

Vietnamese neighbor? "Is not dog. Is chicken"

Of all people, you turning against me. It's a deep wound that will take a few years to heal.

I called the kennel this morning to congratulate Takeda on his pathetic victory.

I want to thank my many voters.

I would not give up this fight if there was a chance that we would prevail. But it is now clear that even with all the provisional ballots are counted, which they will be, there won't be enough outstanding votes for us to be able to win Ohio. And, therefore, we cannot win this.

You gave deeply from yourselves and performed magnificently, and you inspired us and you humbled us. You've been the very best we could have imagined.

This forum, as you know, is at a critical point. At a time like this, we can't risk partisan bickering and political posturing. I alone have stood up and fought the good fight, to lead the masses, but the climate is not yet ripe for change, men are not ready to accept the beauty of their male counterparts.

Armistead
AVGWarhawk
Magic
Mapac
Moonlight
Nickimcbee
Schroeder
SPiced Rum.

Thank you one and all. Each of you will receive a poster of me.

And on behalf of Tak I'd like to share this victory video he'd compliled after he'd finally been given access to a bath and a brush. :salute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4cWRtDa56g

That's especially for
AngusJS
BossMark
BrucePartington
Cybermat47
desertstriker
Dowly
fireftr18
Herr-Berbunch
kraznyi_oktjabr
mako88sb
Oberon
Platapus
Red October1984
RickC Sniper
Rockstar
She-Wolf
soopaman2
Stealhead
swamprat69er
Tango589
TarJak
u crank
and an extra special thank you to Armistead's old mate Wolferz

Thank you all. :yeah:

I have donated Takeda to a science lab for the study of severe acne.

Armistead
AVGWarhawk
Magic
Mapac
Moonlight
Nickimcbee
Schroeder
SPiced Rum.

Thank you one and all. Each of you will receive a poster of me.

Can I have mine minus the pink toenails please.:D