Because i said so :O:

What was my most recent thread posted?

The one that you just posted in.

Remember that time that you puked in front of the entire school?What part was more embarrassing puking or the custodian showing up with that special puke absorbing sand they use.

probably when he slipped in it, and said it was better than his marriage.
If I tell always tell the truth and the last statement is false, is it possible that I'm actually telling the truth?

Possibly.

Why?

Its irrelevant.

But who seriously cares?

No one.

Why do politicians lie ???

Because they can't handle the truth.

How screwed is Italy after yesterdays election's result?

HunterICX

Royally.
Mario or luigi?

I doubt either would make a difference.

When did it happen?

last weekend.

How big is your...
USB stick?

I have several, a 4 GB, and two 2 GB, plus a 2 GB micro SD that I use in a USB adaptor.

Do you think the Bank of England should go into negative inflation? (Deflation, surely!)

i think all banks should go into deflation.
especially for their upper level staff payrolls.

Do you use an eSATA connector instead of an USB connector?

No, never used eSATA even though I have two ports - I don't know anyone that ever has used them! USB FTW.

Clouding over a bit, will it rain this afternoon?

Not where I'm located.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

No, I never noticed that.

Why is there air?