I'm sorry, I do forget a lot, confuse words, etc... Glad you got your sig worked out, I still don't have one here because no one would help me figure it out, so I know how you feel. I don't like my avatar either.


If you need help with easy AOB mod, let me know, but we better not talk about that here, Steve is liable to close the thread down if we talk about the game here, instead of nonsense. If it's loaded it looks like this.
TGT DIALS TO PK FIX - TMO
TGT AOB TO PK FIX - TMO


Speaking of nonsense, I think Wolferz has about lost it, can't make sense of him at all anymore.

Wernher's busy moving right now. He'll be back once he gets resettled.

Awfully quiet round hyere.
 

It makes the hairs on my neck stand up wondering what or who Armistead is getting into. Ah well, no sense worrying about it. He's probably down at the winery soaking corks for the bottles. He's a master cork soaker after all.
I better go check the hog pen again. Just to be on the safe side. That boy is worse than a weasel in a hen house.

I found him. He was walking down by the river hugging on that fuzzy little piglet he sired with Simmy' wife. Don't deny it! You're still looking a tad flat from that experience. Well, she did need some cheering up after Simmy took off with that harlot Jodie Foster. He likes girls who smell like carpet when he kisses them. I guess it's better than the smell of hog slop.:hmmm:

Enuf jokes about me dog...

You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Yea, he'll be back. When he does, I'm going to continue my famous series

"The life of Wern."

Grrr Woof woof! or is it Yap Yap?
 

OMG you looks mean enough to bite my ankle. I'm glad I wear tanker boots.
There there little buddy, I didn't mean all those bad words. Here's a Scooby snack and one for daddy too. Maybe he'll give you a bath if you dangle it just right. Hey! Quit sniffing my butt and get off my leg ya little puddle pirate. You'll make the Shewolf jealous and she doesn't forgive. That's for your health as well as mine.:o
Let's bark at the moon some time. Well, you can bark. I'll probably just howl.

Why do I hear banjos? :06:

Your hearing aid needs new batteries? I dunno.

That picture was taken about the time Armistead and I were heading down to the river to compete in the rock slapping contest. Or was it the catfish kissing contest? I forget because we were really drunk and had just escaped from two snaggle toothed fellows. They were on about something. Never stuck around long enough to find out after one of them started calling the hogs and the other was obsessing over Los' Purty mouth. We decided it was best to get the heck out of there before somebody got an arrow in their gullet.

We all agreed to be hush hush about what really happene to you that day, so I'll agree to catfish kissing. Sorry I didn't shoot that guy sooner with my bow and arrow, I was waitn on a shot, you being fat and him so skinny, not to mention him being, er, behind you, I had to wait until you got bent over good.

Anyway, mum is the word...

I bet you're hearing dueling banjos. :rock:

Armistead, you won that rock slapping contest. I've never seen anyone slap one that hard with their head. That's why I don't have a problem with your scrambled descriptions of that day's events.
We warned you to wear a helmet. At least your eyes finally stopped twitching, so that's a plus. I should have worn a helmet too.

If mum is what you want to be about it, then mum it is and I won't go into your encounter with the electric fence. You were so addled that you just wouldn't accept my warning about electron flow and liquids.
It made for a hit song.
When I was young and had no sense
I took a whiz on an a 'lectric fence
It curled my hair and fried my ballz
And made me crap my overhauls.

Set to the tune of the Oscar Mayer weiner song.
We'll just have to accept that we both dain bramaged ourselves that day.

Yes sir. Paddle faster please. :haha:

Wolferz, I did my best to protect you that day. I was a little taken back when I arrowed the guy and you got so mad about it. You were standing there lickn the lard off your fingers with your white stained undies to your knees, so I ran. I did slip on a rock and land on my head, awoke to you standing over me trying to do mouth to mouth, so I ran again right into that electric fence, causing me to pee myself. That's what happened.

Look, no one is judging you for that day, Wern was lost in the river and I'll keep my oath to remain mum about it.

We really, really should have sprung for your MRI.
Now you're like that turtle that was mugged by a horde of snails and couldn't identify the assailants because it all happened so fast.
If you can't keep up, have a seat on that log and we'll pick you up on the way back.
Just keep an eye on that horde of snails over there. I don't like the look in their eyes.
Here's a salt shaker if you need it. It's loaded for snail. If that fails, try talking like a French chef. Oui Oui but don't oui oui on that cattle fence again. We're going to head on up to The Last Post Wins thread and try to win some of that SubSim swag. I' would really like it if you came along but after Wern put you in that round room and told you to defecate in the corner, we don't want to see you that confused again.

Turtles, well, I took this picture of 3 male turtles, looks like they must be related to you.

"You'll have to back up, I'm mounted"

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Face it, you've been jealous of me for several years, you get it on with skinny toothless men, I married a former VS model...