Found on an anonymous and fictitious web site.

Yubberish:

Also known as Yubbareeze in every day language and in the more intellectual circles Yubbaspeak. A condition common among humans which causes a disconnect between speaking skills and common sense. It afflicts many and is equally prevalent in both right and left handed people. It sometimes occurs in tandem with another ailment, FIE syndrome, [fingers in ear] which results in the afflicted not being able to hear their own voice. If left untreated those who suffer sometimes end up having conversations with inanimate objects, usually television sets or computer screens. Although those who suffer are usually kind individuals when this involuntary disease crops up it causes embarrassment among friends and family members. Those who suffer are quite often misunderstood and there are rumours about special camps to help these individuals. Those not currently suffering are asked to be understanding with those who are, and what ever you do please do not drink from the same glass.

This disease is highly contagious.

Experts are working on a cure. Please be patient.

We all grow old, no need to name it something else.

What would you like me to change it to? I'm always open to suggestions. :sunny:

Yes, but that was about this forum wasn't it, not some crazy literalist zealots siteof any of the flavours.
What I find more common here is not the level of religious/anti religious stuff, but more of the "this religious"/anti "that religous" stuff.