JU_88 wrote:
^ Probably doesn't want to be told anything
< Does not intend to try
v Doesn't like politicians either

^ Me neither
< Wish politicians would become extinct
v Are you a politician

^ No
< ()===[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Swords are good aren't they?
V Do you have any cheese?

^ Likes cheese with whine
< Likes all manner of cheesy comestibles
v Feeds cheese to the Cat

^ Lucky cat
< I like cheese
v Do you

^ Only if it's melted on things, if it's not melted the texture of it makes me gag.
< Really hates parmesan in whatever form it's in
V Probably loves all types of cheeses.

^yes all kinds
> I like mayonaise too unlike this guy
v prefers eggs

^ Love eggs, boiled, poached, fried etc.
< Prefer salad cream to mayonaise
v Do you play a musical instrument

^ Quite a few, guitar, bass, drums, keys. I'd even give the peruvian nose flute a try if I could
< Actually recording a couple of songs right now
V Probably doesn't like melodic death metal so wouldn't be interested

^ You are quite correct
< Love a beer on an evening
v Do you like beer

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V do you speak any other languages?

^ should really keep his cat off the keyboard
< knows karate and several other Japanese words
v shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

^ Pictures or it didn't happen
< I like war movies
v What was the last movie you saw

^the one with the bloke in it who i get mixed up with the other one.
> I like to watch air crash investigation on Youtube at 1am while eating porridge with golden syrup.
v Is this normal?

^ If your abnormal
< I prefer curry to porridge
v Have you found my wallet