Granted, but they dress you in the soiled ones.

I wish you wouldn't keep pestering me for a suck of my 'dummy'.

Granted, but that is only because DT, TJ, Raptor, and the others have sucked it dry...

I wish I underood this new software that Neal had installed...

Granted, you understand it completely, however lose the power of language and are now unable to communicate your new found knowledge to anyone else

I wish I could have it all now

Granted, you now understand this new software that Neal had installed, but in the understanding process, you got sucked into the server and are now racing around in circles in a light-cycle trying to avoid, ooops, splat:damn:


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrg, granted, you have it all now, all of Jimbo's used diaper that is

I wish the baby would wake up and want to play "watch the ceiling fan spin"

Granted, you have it all now, but you won't have anything in a couple of minutes

I wish TarJak had at least retained his fancy tie-thing in a few minutes

Granted, but your wife witnesses the event and leaves you in disgust....for good.

I wish I knew the true reason why.

Edit....we all posted at the same time.

Granted, but soon as you realize the true reason why you soil yourself again and go insane.


I wish DT gets used to changing jimbuna's diapers for the rest of his life.

Granted, DT gets used to changing Jimbunas diapers for the rest of his life, which ended 5 minutes ago

I wish I knew whose life just ended:hmmm:

Granted, You find out that it is you.

I wish jimbunas life hadent ended 5 minutes ago so DT can contenue to change his diapers.

Granted it didn't...but he gets confused after his stroke and starts to change your diapers instead.

I wish I hadn't started this diaper minithread...

Granted, you never started this diaper minithread, you started one about enemas instead

I wish bodily functions were more functional

Granted, but that doesn't make them any more appealing

I wish encircled German regiments would surrender without me having to commit valuable troops for days to finish them off

Granted, but you now have to commit valuable troops capturing and imprisoning the surrendered enemies for days

I wish words had more meaning

Granted, but only to you as the rest of us still don't care about their meaning


I wish Raptor1 would lead his regiment with full packs and gear off a 1000 foot high cliff impaling themselves on pungee sticks and never heard from again



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Granted, my regiment goes off the 1000ft cliff in gliders and lands right in the middle of your camp while 2 of my divisions assault you from different directions, your defenses are soon overrun and eliminated

I wish that was more unnecessarily cruel