All you really need is a goodly supply of torches and pitchforks...

Oh yeah, a BONFIRE! Thanks August, forgot that... Yeah, really cold beer and a bonfire would do the trick... :lol:

:yep::D

Am I to take it that ebay has removed a bear called muhammed from its listings because they have no spine?

I was hoping to not let myself get irritated by the crazies of the world again, but it seems like the usual suspects are doing what they do best.
I have two messages, one for the sudanese crazies and one for our government:

- Religious nutters; you can keep that fly-blown, poverty stricken mediaevally intolerantly suspicious craphole you choose to call home - I hope it chokes you with it's dusty spitefulness. Surely it is all you will ever deserve.

- Our government; when are you going to wake up and put an end to the political duplicity which necessitates continued dealings on an even hand, with people who have nothing but undisguised contempt and denigration for the values that by rights ought to be the inheritance of all who dwell on this earth? They will never see others as equals and will only take advantage of any olive-branch extended to them. Stop serving your own cynical interests and start to represent those who chose to elevate you to the positions of power you currently occupy.


The irony of all of the incidents like these is that the more I hear about things like this and the older I get, the more intolerant I become. So I guess at some point the crazies of the world and I will achieve some degree of equilibrium. :hmm:
Yay! Bigotry and opprobrium for all!

Had they?

Just heard last night, 15 days in jail for naming a teddybear Muhammad! :nope:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Someone pinch me is this really planet earth im living on or was that nutmeg root from sudan i tried many years ago still working!

Oh well on a positive note when she gets back to england she'll be able to sell her story to the newspapers for 1 million! :rock:

Not directly related to 'our religion' (whatever that may be), but these and these certainly dispel any myth that the arab/muslim world are not guilty of the same spiteful caricaturisation of people and religions.

LMAO http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img240...ointingqq8.gif

Me.

"Bear, from now on your true name shall be: MUMMYHEAD ! Wear this cross around your neck with happiness and as a sign that you had been vaccinated."

Who spilled the red paint on my shirt? :-?

Other Silly Laws
 

You think that jail for 15 days is stupid for naming a bear after the Prophet?

Check out these laws that are punishable:

IN THE UNITED KINGDOM:

All land must be left to the eldest son.

Divorces are outlawed.

Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.

London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

Drivers may not pump their own gas

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing".

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Assuming any of that is true when was the last time anyone was prosecuted under them and what was the punishment?

Lemme look those numbers up.


EDIT:

Did you know it's illegal to die in the houses of Parliament?

Screw the BBC License Fee, almost every year those fat cats put the fee up so they can over pay there presenters and also wast money as well, I would not put it pass the BBC to put £50 notes in the toilets so you can wipe your backside with them.

Stick your fingers up to the Bloated Bias Corporation and tear up your TV license, the more people do this the quicker we can bring the BBC to there knees and scrap the license fee.

She has been pardoned and is free. Should have never gotten this far in the first place. I'm glad someone with some power was able to pardon this stupid mess and let here move on and out.