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Back up the bus there... I suspect there're a number of you Bilge Rats who might be "good with flowers".... who've never posted in the "Women wot you think" thread:shifty:

We likes the vagina...
 

Thereforeskin,
We check 'em at the door to insure against infiltration by the Hoover types.:-?

Post up, Eich. You get the first watch because of your affinity for finding nuts.:arrgh!:

Before this gets outta hand...so to speak
 

OH just like mirrors at a Highland fling; checkin' who's goin' commando? Kincaid Crest!> http://www.scotsconnection.com/clan_...dclancrest.jpgThe thought of Eichhörchen a'lookin' behind my sporran or up my kiltiehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...px-Sporran.jpg Or any other pouches:O: stiffin's my Gaelic resolve; and like GEN. McAuliffe of Bastogne...I say "Nuts":03:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...D_NOVEMBER.JPGJust so Eich's feelings isn't hurt too bad : even the (pseudo) Kraut's get into it: Did David Hasselhoff go commando?!:up: The actor gave a cheeky peek at what was under his skirt as he Hamm'd it up...

This is what I hate of secret clubs, eventually they get a reputation and everyone wants in. Organizations like ours, real or imagined, formal or informal, it's in our refusal of people that makes us better than they are. The tight bond of a small group that was once famous becomes generic. Once people feared us, looked at as with suspect, wondered what the Rats were up to. This is no more! The allure and odor of the Bilge is gone, our codes, rituals, secrets mean nothing. Our allure and fame to be lost in political correctness and mass numbers. Soon our Bilge Rat famous shirts, once desired by rich collectors will be found in a discount bin at Walmart mixed in with old 70's tv series DVD's for 3 for $5. It's the covered breast that makes it sexually desired!

Fourscore and some years ago, our special core was famous for our bravery, taking the battle to the enemy, our lore, SS, tales of legend and fame unheard of. We were the cream of the crop that rose to the top! We were men's men! We spent hours in combat just to share a tale, a report, a SS. We laughed, cried and bled together. We were there for each other day and night, through the good and bad. We understood the pain of a corrupted save! With the demise of Ubi, we revolted, rioted, we refused to just go along. We confined ourselves to the lowest depths of smut, to the bilge. Our once famed acts of bravery turned to acts of perversion. Simply, if we were not to stand out at the top, we would be the lowest of the low. Are we now to just be........average? The bible says ...."be ye hot or cold or I spew you", hell, I forget the rest, but you get it. Has anyone not noticed some of the greatest Rats of all time have simply walked away?

Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you...the open door policy of Wolferz will be our demise and soon the Bilge will be lost in the forum scrap pile of lost threads that you have to use the search function to find. We will simply vanish away, each going their own way to other worlds, where years later you go back and find some old post, a memory that brings a tear to your eye and you wondered what happened....where are they all now.

Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem'ries, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...


..." the secret handshake is no secret anymore"

Trouble not your pointy head
 

That handshake was so secret that even I don't know what it is.:-?

Though, from the rumors, I don't want to. :smug:

Gets yo head outta the nostalgia box.:nope:

Hey Admiral your subordinates are revolting. :yep:

WHA...?? Yer sayin' out corps is a corpse?:O:

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Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you

WHA... I'm not included in 'men':huh: Oh well at least I rate an "AND"! In movie credits that's higher than a "with":woot: We need rowers (BUKU added manpower??!!)on the new trireme, as per your order for something that 'rams'-with slingshots; and Moonshine, who posted a classic chastity belt(to rival my own??!!) in Who, What, wear:haha:revealed himself to be a suitable candidate on a par with our emeritus starkly gazing at laptops in York or you in some vile skivvie shots of your own:oops: Meanwhile, as to the utter vileness from Wolferz's head, I think the problem has come to light http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/to...ll-of-crap.gif:nope:I've got to find some tools and paint and attend to more important issues there than your rants of Iambic pentameter bygone-glory. A COB's day is long, unrewarding, and hard!:rock:

I know.
 

Got any fresh news?

As for the aforementioned sub ordinates...
Do what I do. Turn your head and hold your nose.:doh:

I say rather we just sink our sub and let it become a reef or something of purpose or use.

Hey Admiral, :salute: If these scallywags are gonna go down with the boat don't you think it would be a good idea to scrub them down first. We can't have them contaminating the seven seas now can we, I'll send you a box of soap and some disinfectant, on the house of course. :D

:wah:Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?:wah:

Armistead is always emptying out the poor box for his lady friends on the dock so it'll have to be free.:hmmm:

It does that to my eyes too because I hate that song!:salute::wah:

Who is this babbling hairy balled looking sea creature? Suck that gut in, stick that chest out, shoulders back, put your pants on.

Just who the hell you think you are? I am Lt. Armistead of the original rat pack. I sit on seven committees here. I AM LEGEND!

You mere heathen degenerate man boob licker, get out of my sub.

1MC
You bunch of worthless lake toads, HEAR UP! NO MORE RATS. Anyone that was told u were in our club the last 6 months, GET OFF MY SUB!

Swamp, you're a real Rat, a true loyal friend, someone that gets it.

To think I stood behind you.

Et tu, Brute

The honeymoon is over...
 

C'mon boys, let's let these men(?) have their circle jerk handshakes and month long sessions of grab butt and just go.

We can find a nice sewer or dump to set up shop in.

Or, we could go invade the Secret Squirrel club house.

Wolferz, I think it's time for you to start another club, another revolt...call it the Squirrel's Club. Take your lot of goat followers with you.

Make your choice real Rats. Stay loyal to who we are or go live in a tree and eat nuts.

I'm sure the long term members are with me.

Don't let the hatch hit you on the way out.............

Thanks for inviting me to be a member of The Bilge Admiral but I must decline this most gracious offer of yours. :salute:
I've just had about enough of those filthy scurvy rats that you call shipmates Admiral, if you ever need a rat fink exterminator just give me a bell, I'm quite proficient in disposing of such vermin. :stare:

Beware of that swamp thing from hell Lt. Armistead Admiral, me thinks he's after getting promoted, at your expense might I add.....
Now I'm off to find Mr Squirrel, I'll offer him some prime acorns for his collection and to thank him for the early warning. :D

I've changed my mind, we will allow you to be a member in poor laying. You will take position in the aft under Swamp. You are expected to follow all rituals and keep all secrets.