But it takes two to tango....

Do they even have whiskey in Skyrim?

I think only she can answer that.

Did you notice how I was just uber-zinged, by the best?
:rotfl2:

And so I shall.

What they have in Skyrim is mead. Lots and lots of mead. Mead, mead, mead... stupid bees and their stupid honey.

Would it kill them to get some beer once in a while?

Nothing new there then :)

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

They eat.....a LOT!

Have you seen Finding Nemo?

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/160/1uva.jpg

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I used to be schizophrenic but I am all right now...

and so am I?

Edit: thought that I was on the 'Last to post thread'. D'oh

@ Jimbuna :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I guess you're fine SR because you didn't ask a question.

Why didn't you ask a question?

A. I was laughing at my wit so much (and wondering who I may offend by mentioning mental health issues) that I forgot to post.

Q. Why do we laugh when someone slips up on a banana?

Because it's the silliest way of trying to break that bar of chocolate in your back pocket.

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

A. Chicken (rooster). Foghorn Leghorn.

Q. Fried chicken or roasted chicken?

Fried Chicken all the way. Our local church picnic is widely known across the surrounding states for our fried chicken.

Why is that even a question? Fried is obviously better. :)

A. Some prefer roast chicken, roasted potatoes, carrots (and veggies of choice) stuffing, and gravy.

Q. Hamburger or beefburger?

Black Angus or Turkey burger, please.:up:


What's your beef jerky?

My Deer jerky is made of Deer!

Is that okay with you? :06:

Yes, I used to be nervous and jerky, but I'm not nervous anymore.:D

Is "Deer" singular or plural?

Both. Same with Moose. :)

Has anybody here had Venison?

Venison hotdogs, hamburgers, pepperoni, salami, back-strap, smoked hind quarter and jerky.:D:up:

Has anyone here eaten gray squirrel or squab?

I've shot, cooked and eaten a gray squirrel all in one day. I even cooked it over our fire pit. :O:

Does that sound good to you?

Um, lemme think....no.

How about octopus?