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I needed a good laugh.:up:

Great job on the birthday celebration people, $350 in the kitty and 'Putting' Bob has agreed to refer us for other engagements! The only downside to the whole affair was when Aktung started the food fight with his slice of birthday cake. Thing got a bit untidy but I did smooth it over with Bob by claiming Aktung was 'special'. I think we got away with it.

http://i.imgur.com/SMfOe79.jpg?1

" 'scuse me, Son... I think I'm lost. I don't know how I got down here, see? Only there's this bloke after me... his name's Dave Skittle and I think he's on this boat. He thinks I nicked his girlfriend in 1943. He's flippin' mad I tell you: I wasn't even born in 1943. I'm sure he'll come down here lookin' for me. Can you hide me, Son? He's proper nasty"

Where on Earth did you find Dumbledore?

http://i.imgur.com/wEh99Tb.jpg?1

"OK, Son, you're a proper wit an' no mistake, but my name's Norbert Penfold: just call me Nobby. I'll tuck myself away in this old metal trunk if you don't mind; I won't be any bother, Son... promise.... you won't 'ear a peep from me..."

What does this Dave Skittle bloke look like? If he's a tall fella with a stoop then I've not seen him.

Dear Professor Dumbledor....err..Mister Penfold,
I regret to inform you that membership in The Bilge requires an application to and approval by the officers of The Bilge. Hiding out in a trunk is not included in this procedure.
Besides, Socko already tried that route and we tossed his darned stinking cotton self onto a passing U-boat in Singapore, much to the dismay of her crew.:arrgh!:

http://i.imgur.com/wEh99Tb.jpg?1

"Oh, bugger... I didn't want to become a member, just need somewhere to hide. You, Young'un... you like a nice sort: mebbe you could carry me back up and stow me somewhere quiet like, what about it? And if you wanna know what Dave Skittle looks like, here's a photo. It's an old one though: he'll be as old as me by now but you'll know 'im if you see 'im..."

http://i.imgur.com/0DDLCPU.jpg?1

"Watch out, there's a good lad: 'e's only small, but 'e can cut up rough pretty quickly..."

Ok, you're going to hear a splash in a minute or two.:shifty:
Don't let the sudden excess moisture concern you.

Nobby says:
 

http://i.imgur.com/QK3sgqO.jpg?1

"I'll take that as a "No" then. I'll mebbe see you around..." (Exits R)

I dumbledare ya! #1 sons R always special
 

Aktung, I notice you still haven't turned your award over to the bilge as ordered. To continue membership, please have Jim remove it and place it in the first post of the thread...

If you do not do so soon, you'll will be placed on trial and punished accordingly..

He certainly won't use Crisco...it's shortening.