Cursed Raptor1 beat me to the punch... I just had him lugging around concrete blocks instead, thus crushing his dream and saving 28-innocents.

Now for you Raptor1

Granted, you now he is a systematic and totally rational assassin, and he has you in his sights.

I wish I could visit the Imperial War Museum.

Granted, but upon entering the Museum, the alarms sound and there was a robbery in progress and you become a hostage!

I wish the end of the world is nigh!

Granted, but that was just before I wished it was not (a page or 2 ago)

I wish I had a TLAM to take Randomizer out for indirectly killing me

Granted, but upon launching the blast from the boosters wrecks your house and the missile clips a power line knocking out all the electricity in your area. The TLAM then crashes into your favorite pub, destroying it completely.

I wish that I had not deliberately targetted Raptor1.

Granted, but due to a software error you are now the target.

I wish I had an uncrushable dream.

Granted, We can always cut it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c-chainsaw.jpg

I wish I had a He-177

Granted, that's your HE 177 burning in the distance:
http://www.combatreform2.com/HE177burningairfield.jpg

I wish for more.

Granted, but it so numerous you coudn't take it anymore!

I wish all countries with capital punishment do their executions by firing squad...

Granted, but they send you the legal bill.:roll:

I wish 3 year olds weren't so destructive.:dead:

Granted, but 4 year olds are now twice as destructive

I wish I had some Luftwaffles

Granted, but they aren't properly cooked and your violently ill.

I wish I'd ate my supper last night.

Granted, your supper was improperly cooked Luftwaffles and You become violently ill.

I wish I had a pool table.

Granted but there were no balls or cues supplied as these could be used as offensive weapons.

I wish I could play the guitar.

Damn you Tango, you beat me to it!

Granted, you can play it, but they become illegal and guitars are destroyed globally

I wish there was a newer, better Korean war Flight Simulator than MiG Alley (Is there?)

Sorry Raptor1!:rotfl:

Granted, but unfortunately it's not a simulator and you really do have to fly in combat over Korea. In a Cessna.

I wish I was at the pub now.