A. Because Wonder Woman is having an affair with Spiderman.

Q. Is the Silver Surfer an old age pensioner?

Only on pension day.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

No, it's because the costume scares them away.


Would Emmett Kelly have been able to smile while in costume?

Only in his dressing room.

Seriously though, why are you scared of clowns?

Because they're creepy.

Dost thou liketh Shakespeare-eth?

Once upon a fortnight of March, I read the Romeo and Juliet story.

I didn't like it enough to want to read anymore Shakespeare. :yep:

The question is....

Dost thou liketh Shakespeare's style of writing?

Its not bad I suppose to say he was from Warwickshire.



Whats your favourite Shakespeare play?

"Much Ado About Nothing"

Why can't Shakespeare be done in modern English?

Because then it's not Shakespeare, it's somebody else retelling one of his* stories in their own words.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?











*And most of "his" stories weren't his to begin with. :O:

My baseball doth breaketh Frau Kaleun's window on the summer's eve.


Do I have to pay for it? :hmmm:

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the
rest, we will resemble you in that.

Now... will that be cash, or check?

http://i.qkme.me/3ujf8o.jpg

On the other hand, will you take payment in pennies? :03:

PayPal only.

Why is your 'Shakesperian' middle english so bad?

:stare:

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child!


Fine. You pay me in copper pennies, I'll give you the change in brass knuckles.

Would you prefer it if I led with my left, or my right?

It depends on what kind of dance we're doing.

Who should lead in a foxtrot?

A. “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!”

Q. Are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern dead?

They might as well be.

Do you think death could possibly be a boat?

A. No. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat.

Q. The question doesn't arise, because you're on a boat, aren't you?

I'm not on a boat, I'm on a computer.

Why have I been ignored again? Twice?

I didn't ignore you on purpose! You just replied too fast. :O:

But here you go:

I'm not sure.

Is this before or after I drink the whiskey and do a tango?