When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

I must be a great person to be friend with, just ask the 50 mosquito who swarmed me yesterday.

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:har::har::har:

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

Or maybe he's embarrassed being caught wearing a leather mini-skirt :03:

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Here in Denmark we beat the grass/lawn.

A Dane may say I have to beat my lawn today.

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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

Read on Twitter:

Frau Merkel says Putin want to destroy Europe.

A Response- Macron, Merkel and Löfven(Swedish Prime minister) Has already destroyed Europe.

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