I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

• The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54.
• The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.
• The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.
• The best footballer in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60.
• James Fuller Fixx, credited with helping start America's fitness revolution by popularising running, died of a heart attack while jogging at age 52.
However ...
• The Kentucky Fried Chicken inventor died at 94.
• Cigarette maker Charles Winston died at the age of 102.
• The inventor of opium died at the age of 116, not even of natural causes but in an earthquake.
• And, the Hennessey whiskey creator died at 98.
How did smart people come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it lives for only two years, and the turtle, that doesn't exercise at all, lives for 400 years.
Oh yes of course, Hugh Hefner died at 90 on the job ( or shortly thereafter)
So in 2022 chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life!

ARICEPT HELPS!:yeah:
VIAGRA with ARICEPT!...so U can at least remember her damn name...("shortly thereafter")...:oops::O::wah::dead:

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

Latest peace talks between Nevagivin and Bugaroff ended with no agreement.

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"

There once was an english lesson in the eighties about two russians, they were called Pisov and Vukov.

I gave up watching The Flintstones on Cartoon Network. The whole idea of going to bowling alleys and drive-in theatres just seems so dated.. :yep:

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

Russian President Vladimir Putin congratulated Emmanuel Macron on his re-election as President of France in a statement Monday.
“I sincerely wish you success in your state activities, as well as good health and well-being,” reads the message, published by the Kremlin.

My comment: I would be very careful now ..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiXCM6J7tbY

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.