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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
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Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
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American English is more close to older English than queen's English
Read this on the web- Don't know if it's true or not. Markus |
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
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Those who snore always fall asleep first.
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A random video on youtube was titled "the only way to stop Putin with Stephen Fry". Dropping Fry on top of Putin?
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
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