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With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
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Smile while you still have teeth.
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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
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We could say the government spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money
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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
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Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
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I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
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The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
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