My favorite from You Bet Your Life.

If you didn't win any money at the end Groucho would ask a very simple question so you could win something.

Q. What do men's pants and a pool table have in common?

A. From a woman, not what Groucho expected, Balls. :rotfl2::rotfl2:

Live TV Gotta love it.

Magic

I suggest "The Big Store" also. :har:

In Red's defense,
There is a lot that he just hasn't been exposed to...yet.
Vaudeville:up:

I still remember busting a gut the first time my kids saw a black and white TV program. They thought our set was broken.:haha:
The look on their faces when I told them that I was older than color television.Whuuuut? :huh:

Steve is probably older than television. Maybe dirt too.:03:

Kids today probably couldn't operate a pulse dial telephone.

Frau Kaleun's first job?http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...-ernestine.jpg

She never said you were the youngest. I'm far from being the oldest here, but I get the brunt of the jokes. Why? Because I post constantly and make no bones about my age. You do the same, so you have to expect some ribbing. Don't be so defensive - nobody's out to get you. :sunny:

You remind me of when my older daughter was eight. I picked them up from their mom's house for a weekend outing. She refered to her 5-year-old sister saying "Do you know what that 'little one' said yesterday?" As I've said before, twenty years from now you're going to ask yourself how you could possibly have thought you knew anything at seventeen.

And that's how one handles a total derailment of her thread with style, grace and class. :rock:

Most definitely :rock:

Frau is the epitome of style, grace and class.:up:
I would also add brave and adventurous. A true Buckeye.
Much needed attributes to put up with our shenanigans.:woot:

I can take it. I get it all the time from Vendor who swears that I'm up past my bedtime everytime I talk to him.

Hey Vendor

Red are you supposed to be in bed by now?!

:har:

Haha... and tbh, sometimes.....every once in a while you remind me on an older version of myself if that's possible. :03:

She handled it well.... Indeed.

Frau be a master poster in these parts. :arrgh!:

Ranging from slightly off-kilter to totally insane? Yep, that describes me pretty well.

Yeah...I think I'm a younger you. :har:

Don't be so sure about that. Paranoia can sometimes be a good thing.:O:

I'm paranoid on here because I don't know any of you! :03:

Although we know you...

And we know where you live.:03:

I'm going to need to see some proof there pal. :)