You did fine, sir.:)

I'll ask an easier one this time.

How many beers could Jesus drink before he passes out and we can shave his eyebrows, and draw a phallus on his face in permanent marker?

(no that has not ever happened to me.)
*Whimpers in shame*

he'd probably drink a great deal more than you considering there are no reports of this having happened to him.

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Only if he's going against the grain.

What does a crocodile do best?

He rocks.:rock:

Have you ever been fooled by a fool?

Hardly...I'm foolproof.

Do boxer shorts box?

No especially if Aubrey Harrison is wearing them :haha:


Do you like boxing?

It's two very fit sweaty men in shorts and no shirts beating the crap out of each other.

What's not to like?

Being on the receiving end of multiple jabs.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

I hear they really dig it.

What road did the chicken cross?

The Cross Road.

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Because as men we refuse to ask for directions.

Whose says I'm lost? :O:

I did.

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

That depends on how big they are.

Birdie song or the Music Man?

I am the music man


What is the best Planet of the Apes film?

Monkey Business.

Do fish get thirsty?