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Why is it always some other who win the Euromillion jackpot ?
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Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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/\ ...not when U R captaining a college rugby B team in your fourth year; having also previously properly lined the pitch, repainted the goalposts, and secured the after-game barrel of Hamm's; all from the hooker position...just lead-from-the-front (for 90 minutes!)and hope that a least your doughty scrum keeps up with your 140 lb. skinny ass! When team-driving big rigs for 3 years, there is no debate with the co-driver...usually just outta truck school! :timeout::oops::shucks:
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Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
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Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
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Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
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It does not matter who wins an election.
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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
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