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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
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After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
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The times are hard and we all have to tighten our belts.
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How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
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Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
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Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. - coolfunnyquotes.com
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The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
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Whatever happen to cricket? Do they still play it?:hmmm:
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Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
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I can't wait for that to never happen.
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