Who knows, we humans know alot of words, unless you have some kind of palsy or are brain dead, then a loss of words is theoretically impossible.:D

Why did Giuliani ruin 42nd street (NYC) by chasing out the hookers, peep shows and cheap pot, and selling the entire block to Disney?

Because Disney offered more money.

Who made whom, Walt or Mickey.

Well certainly not Minnie.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

That would depend on what kind of "lying" you were doing.

If I never lied, could I ever say I was lying?

Only if you're lying.

Did you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

Can't remember that far back lunchwise but I do recall walking the mile or so to school.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Salt mines.

Is the salt yours or mine?

It's the Earth's.

What would Saltines be called if you removed the salt?

I don't know, but anyone who would ask a question like that must be crackers.

Do you put crackers in your soup?

No, but I have crackers in my hood.:D

Why are they called crackers?

Probably the best name they could come up with at the time.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

They can.

But should they?

Hopefully far away from my visual range.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

No just pawns, queens are double price, and kept in the safe, Kings are rare and hoarded by collectors.

Why is woman on woman so hot to men, but dude on dude so revolting to men?

(I go for the hard hitting, tittilating questions!:D)

Because straight men want to kiss women, and seeing a woman kiss anybody is cool. Straight men (I assume you were talking about straight men [oh, and when I say "straight men" I mean heterosexual, not the foils for comedians]) don't want to kiss other men, and so don't like watching other men kiss each other.

Did that make any sense?