My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.

Stephen Hawking

Reason the CIA wasn't involved in Kennedy's death?

Kennedy's dead.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Paste from our thread this date in history

"1849 Lincoln says "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time." "

He forgot the voters.

Fool me once-shame on you, fool me twice shame on me...fool me once again ....I'll vote for you(if you are a politician)

Markus

If only common sense were more common.

It happens that I only "Mark this forum read" when I visit GT.

Markus

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

After a video of a large fish in Norwegian waters have whipped up a negligable storm, I am thrilled to see the rumor mill agrees with what the rest of us already knew, that basking sharks are, in fact, real.

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.