Granted, you forgot your gun and the hitman got you

I wish that the Empire of Raptorland's upcoming war against the rest of the world will succeed in uniting everyone under my rule

Granted, but your rule sucks so everyone starts ignoring you.

I wish I was a better aerial marksman, instead of spraying rounds everywhere except into the 109's.

Granted, you are now the best aerial marksman ever. Too bad your crew chief didn't load your guns and you are shot down in flames by a Fiesler Storch.

I wish beer was free for all.

Granted, it's free, therefore no one make it because they won't get any money, beer is slowly forgotten by the world

I wish SPADs were made out of spuds, maybe I won't have to pump so much lead into them until they die...

Granted, but your senseless destruction of potatoes infuriates the Irish and the IRA carbombs you.

I wish I was Kptlt. Balz

Granred....but just wait till you get home and see the size of Mrs Balz http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ys/4_6_100.gif

I wish my carrier pigeon could carry more.

Granted, it can now carry more stuffing and comes in a box surrounded by potatoes and cole slaw.

I wish I had a new compound hunting bow.

Granted, but guns are better.

I wish I had a team of top notch attorneys that could draft a wish for this game that could not backfire on me or anyone else that i cared about ,and could only ultimately end in a good outcome.

Granted, but your lawyers, acting like lawyers everywhere, charge fees that render you, your family and your heirs poverty striken for all time. Your uncrushable dream proves incapable of withstanding the Power of the Dream Crushing Thread. You starve to death in a ditch amid a land of plenty while those who once loved you curse your very name.

I wish the Cat would quit bugging me to go outside.

Granted, but then your Cat has means of persuading you, by means of a Tommy gun!

I wish someone could destroy Microsoft, in spirit and in finances, so we can compute in peace!

Granted, but out from the ashes rises Microsoft MkII and it all begins again.

I wish energy was free.

Granted, but the worlds economy collapses when this is discovered.

I wish the very nice girl that works at a sweets stand in town that I did talk to yesterday didn't have a boyfriend:rotfl:

Granted, but she has a girlfriend instead...

I wish I was a qualified pilot.

Granted you can now play with your train set, sorry mix up on the license. :oops:

I want out this thread............:doh:

Granted, but from now on your web browser defaults to it as your home page every time you're on-line.

I wish I had more naval history books.

Granted, but they would be all about the history of the Afghanistan Navy and great naval battles of Lesotho.

I wish I could visit more historical submarines.

Granted, but the aqualung you need is so huge you can never return to the surface.

I wish time travelled sideways.

Granted, now space travels up and down

I wish I knew what jimbuna was talking about

Granted but the comprehension of his mind comes with a startling descent into madness.

I wish Raptor1 knew what Jimbuna was talking about.

Granted, but now he speaks in Geordie gibberish as well.

I wish I knew the secret of fire.