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swamprat69er 01-03-15 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2274462)
a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.
Here is a female who looks willing.


http://www.substance.com/wp-content/...a-johnston.jpg
I'll get my boots!
http://besimplystunning.com/wp-conte...skin-Boots.jpg

Armistead 01-03-15 09:08 AM
I can do a mean Texas Two Step and Western Box Waltz.. Back in my day I won numerous contest in the backwoods country bar scene.

Aktungbby 01-03-15 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2274462)
We'll have none of that behaviour unless we find a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.
AHEM! in my anthropological studies of human-kind I have come to the conclusion that ALL women are of 'negotiable affection' some are just more formal about it than others; You 'shaggers' picked up on it in WWII with the famous complaint: "over paid, over sexed and over here" The GIs had a come-back - calling the Brits, "underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower". Still works!!! :smug:I gave my beloved SWMBO a Victoria's Secret gift card and chocolates for Christmas. She made dinner...I just settle for getting fed now and swilling the cooking sherry like Fireftr in the 'corner' of the galley!:hmph: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/oversexed-overpaid-and-over-here.html @ Swamp: those are very 'shaggy' lookn' boots!:rotfl2:

swamprat69er 01-03-15 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2274562)
Swamp: those are very 'shaggy' lookn' boots!:rotfl2:
They are sheep boots. I don't think I need to tell you how you work with them.:D

Aktungbby 01-03-15 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2274587)
They are sheep boots. I don't think I need to tell you how they operate.:D
The trash-romance novel I'm working on is actually titled :The Joy of Shaggy Boots ; Or perhaps 50 Shags of Grey!:hmmm: I need Donna to come back and ghost write the steamy parts as SWMBO informs me I'm utterly clueless in the boudoir. And yes Armistead, we'll work in a JIF peanut-butter scenario just for the screen play/commercial tie in. Should be an irresistible must read at Wal-Mart check out counters everywhere! We're goin for the mature audience; to insure sales, Fabio has agreed to be on the front cover http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nzoni_2014.jpg in exchange for membership in the BILGE and a "men you think are gorgeous" thread at :subsim: @ Fireftr; I know there are fireman calendars out there-restrain yourself for the moment. https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net...72244c9f60069d We'll let you manage the 2015 BILGE Calendar. @ Tango got that NONO doin' YesYes yet? I'll need it for the calendar shot.

Tango589 01-03-15 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2274598)
Tango got that NONO doin' YesYes yet? I'll need it for the calendar shothttp://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/art.../a97812_h4.jpg
Yep, just set
the nuke to full power for 5 minutes and you'll be hot to trot. Listen for the klaxon to signal when it's ready.:yeah:

Aktungbby 01-03-15 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2274617)
Yep, just set
the nuke to full power for 5 minutes and you'll be hot to trot. Listen for the klaxon to signal when it's ready.:yeah:
That much fuzz...we'll need the klaxon when it's done too- to sound the ALL CLEAR! With the canola butter and honey'd JIF you can whip up some ersatz 'angel-hair pasta' these brigands will think it's a gourmet feast...at first! Nuthin' get's wasted in the BILGE!:Kaleun_Sick:

Wolferz 01-03-15 04:05 PM
Oh Man!
I've puked myself into the dry heaves.
:Kaleun_Sick:
Nothing coming up now except my darned socks.

Armistead 01-03-15 11:15 PM
Aktung,

David Hasselhoff is an honorary member of the bilge....see if you can work him in a secondary role...

swamprat69er 01-03-15 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2274657)
Oh Man!
I've puked myself into the dry heaves.
:Kaleun_Sick:
Nothing coming up now except my darned socks.
If you don't darn your socks, then maybe they will stay where they belong.

swamprat69er 01-04-15 12:14 AM
those sheep boots work for dogs, too.:D

Wolferz 01-04-15 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2274739)
those sheep boots work for dogs, too.:D
GO AHEAD AN TRY IT!
I Dares ya...


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...mlrelexo0r.pnghttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...jaw-drop-o.gif

Wolferz 01-04-15 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2274727)
Aktung,

David Hasselhoff is an honorary member of the bilge....see if you can work him in a secondary role...

I think he's busy....

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...2-original.jpg

Armistead 01-04-15 10:08 AM
At the farmhouse, had the door open, sitting drinking coffee and noticed Bear going nuts at the storm glass door. This lil fella wanting in....cold, wet, whining and so hungry....Beautiful dog, thinking border collie/ great pyrenees....He just had to come to my house....so of course my wife is gonna rescue him and already taking him to her grooming shop and vet in the morning......

I'm thinking I'll keep it as a mascot for the Bilge...and let him run around the farm watching the cows with the Tibets if I can work him in the pack....

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps747f07cb.jpg

Tango589 01-04-15 10:41 AM
Great job on the rescue, and he will make a great mascot round here. Also, better behaved than most of the crew!:salute:


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