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Because you don't exercise enough.
Can you tell me who performs at the circus in Piccadilly? |
I've a feeling that it will not be an elephant or a tiger.
Tell us, please. |
Well nobody of course, it is the name of an area in London.
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins? |
Nope, they are waiting to be discovered.
If there was a circus at Piccadilly Circus, would there then be 2 circuses? |
yes, 2 circuses with The Enigma as the lead clown.
would you buy a ticket to see him? |
No thanks.
Which direction is North in Australia? |
The opposite of the wrong direction.
What is life all about? |
Self preservation
Where's the best place to start from to get to America? |
Plan a terrorist attack against the US (not that I want to do such a horrible thing).
But that's the best way to get a trip to America. Have you ever been in the far East? |
Sure, but Time Square was a lot smaller than it looked on TV.
What's for breakfast? |
Chilli dogs.
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? |
I don't know, we'd have to shove some current through them and see if only half gets electricuted.
Are you competent with electrics? |
I get bye but prefer to hire a professional for obvious reasons.
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? |
Not a single one cuz I've been there.
You are at a loss for words, aren't you? |
Not at all.
What made you think that? |
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