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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
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I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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I have often come to a crossroads and taken the path less travelled by...and felt myself well forked indeed.
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Maybe birds are secretly drones that recharge on power lines.
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A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.
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Is there life on Mars?
Biologists found bacteria on those chocolate bars. |
Never ask a starfish for directions.
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Eating fake meat is like masturbating.
You may satisfy the hunger but it's nothing like the real thing. |
When nothing is going right, go left.
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And I who thought that on the Right nothing is left and on the left nothing is right.
Markus |
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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If only the people of Myanmar could understand that the army enjoy the undying, undivided and unquestionable love, admiration and support of the people of Myanmar for their army.
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It is all agreat misunderstanding, the dear leaders of the world only ever want your best: freedom, individuality, and money :O:
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