Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

^ Easy for you to say

Getting the first 2 out of 5 numbers in the following eurojackpot drawings and then you wake, because your toilet is thirsty and after you fall asleep again...another dream appear.

Markus

^ :haha:




Texas is known as the lone star state
because that is what its power grid is ranked
compared to the rest of the country.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

When I have high thoughts about myself I do it in third person.
No need to boast.

Markus

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

I noticed you are not noticing me.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

I hope the inventor of autocorrect burns in Hello!