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Captain America's costume reveals his secret identity. He is Captain Liberia.
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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The other day I pretended to be asleep. I fell asleep. Now I try to pretend I'm thin...
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What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
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Men use mph / km/h as a reference to how fast they go.
Women on the other hand use: SPH(Spendings Per Hours) Markus |
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
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Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.
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^ Wouldn't the correct term for this be
Shop rage Markus |
Pushing a four wheeled trolley is akin to driving a car as far as I'm aware.
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I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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A well known phrase seen from a megalomania persons perspective.
I think therefore you are Markus |
""We should pin all the bad and debts in the world to one person, and then kill him."
"Congratulations, you just invented christianity." |
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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